Hotel Transylvania 2 Quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Frankenstein: We're gonna need more time. Uh-oh.

    [the tower falls down, explodes, then Frank is on fire, and runs around crazy, destroying every camp cabin]

    Frankenstein: FIRE!

    Griffin: Frank, calm down!

    Murray: Stop, drop and roll!

    Frankenstein: FIRE!

    Wayne: Frank, no!

    Murray: Stop, drop and roll!

    Wayne: Frank, slow down!

    Frankenstein: FIRE!

    Wayne: Frank, wait!

    [Camp kids takes out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them]

  • Dennis: [from trailer]

    [Mavis holds her son at eye level in front of his Grandpa]

    Dennis: Blah... BlahBlah

    Dracula: [His face falls as his smile drops to a frown] I don't say Blah... BlahBlah

  • Kelsey: [from trailer]

    [on her grandson]

    Kelsey: Are you sure he's a vampire?

    Dracula: Of course he is look at him... he's just like me

  • Vlad: Are we ready to do this?

  • Dracula: [from the trailer]

    [sees his lullaby has caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep]

    Dracula: Still works

  • Murray: [from trailer] Please don't kill me

    Vlad: Talking toilet paper... well that's a new one

  • [from a TV Spot]

    Winnie: Dennis I love you

    [knocks him to the floor]

    Winnie: ZING

    Dennis: [gets to his feet] Hi Winnie

    Winnie: [climbs onto his head] I just love your yummy strawberry locks

    [lifts him over her head and throws him onto the floor]

    Winnie: ZING... ZING!

    Dennis: Woahh

    [laughs as she licks him]

  • [From Trailer; Dracula, Frank, Wayne, Murray, Dennis and Griffin are riding on Blobby's motor scooter]

    Dracula: Hit it!

    [the motor bike moves forward one inch per minute, due to the combined weight of the riders]

    Dracula: [very annoyed] Oh *Come* ON!

  • Dracula: Nauseating to meet you.

  • Eunice: Baby-proofing a guillotine? So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun.

    Dracula: She made me baby-proof the whole hotel.

    [pretending to whisper in Eunice's ear]

    Dracula: Someone's overprotective.

  • Frankenstein: [to Jonathan] You look like you got a baboon's butt on your head.

  • Dracula: [singing] Your mom would be so happy / 'Cause she always knew / Love is making room / for all the best in you

  • Winnie: [to Dennis] No you're perfect. You're the nicest boy I know and I have 300 brothers!

  • Murray: Dennis!

    Dracula: Dennisavich

    Mavis: He's not in his room.

    Wayne: He's not by the pool

    Frankenstein: [Drinks an entire bowl of soup] He's not in this pot of soup.

  • [first lines]

    Dracula: Welcome! Welcome!

    Yeti: Congrats, Drac. Holy smokes, everybody's here.

    Suits of Armor: Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the parents of the groom, and family.

  • Jonathan: Mavis, you're a blast.

  • Dennis: Mommy, are we going away cebause I'm not a monster?

    Mavis: What? No. Dennis, of course not. It's just grown-up stuff.

  • Dennis: Papa Drac, I'm a vampire and a superhero!

  • Dennis: Are you okay, Winnie?

    Winnie: Yes, my Zing.

  • Dennis: Mommy, I'm flew!

    Mavis: I saw

  • [last lines]

    Mavis: Let them hear your sing!

    Elderly Gremlin: [eating Dennis' 5th birthday's cake] I didn't do that.

  • Vlad: [to Bela] Don't ever come near me or my family again!