Hotel for Dogs Quotes

  • Andi: You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.

    Dave: It's four-six; we're out dogged.

  • Bruce: If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's- that's eatting, sleeping, peeing and pooping.

    Andi: That's four.

    Bruce: No, I think peeing and pooping is one.

    Heather: Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

  • Bernie: You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.

  • Lois Scudder: I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the people who make shrink wrap!

  • Andi: [police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away] We can't get in trouble again!

    Bruce: We didn't do anything.

    Andi: You want to tell them that?