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Ex-girlfriend: Whatever happens in the end, I don't wanna lose you as my friend.
Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
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Ex-girlfriend: If we fuck I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow.
Jack: That's okay with me.
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Ex-girlfriend: I love you. I never hurt you on purpose.
Jack: I don't care.
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Jack: [answers ringing phone] Hello?
Ex-girlfriend: Hi. I'm on my way from the airport, and the front desk won't give me your room number.
[long pause]
Ex-girlfriend: What's your room number?
Jack: 403.
Ex-girlfriend: See you in half an hour.
Jack: Wait a second.
Ex-girlfriend: What?
Jack: Where are you?
Ex-girlfriend: I'm here.
Jack: I didn't say you could come here.
Ex-girlfriend: Can I come there?
Jack: OK.
Ex-girlfriend: I'll see you in half an hour.
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Jack: How do you say 'grilled cheese'?
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Ex-girlfriend: Are you running away from me?
Jack: I thought I already did.
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Jack: You wanna see my view of Paris?
Hotel Chevalier Quotes
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