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The Nurse: Code blue.
Everest: Code blue? The fuck is a code blue?
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The Nurse: You killed my son.
Niagara: You made a deal with the Devil. What did you expect?
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Acapulco: So, who's superior now, bitch?
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Nice: You're the employee, I'm the business.
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Nice: I kill important people.
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Nice: You crossed the fucking line.
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Niagara: [from the trailer] Rules? Without the rule breakers... where would you be?
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Honolulu: Oh, man. I puked on my new suit.
Waikiki: We'll get you another one, without all the holes in there.
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The Nurse: This is America. Eighty-five percent of what I fix is bullet holes.
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The Nurse: I thought you were done with all this.
Waikiki: I got out, but you know how it goes.
The Nurse: You're never out, not up here.
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The Nurse: Easy fellas. Everyone's going to get fixed up. Now verify your memberships and we're off to the races.
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Buke: This thing is covered in blood.
The Nurse: It's always covered in blood.
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Honolulu: Oh, that's real nice.
Malibu Mob Diamond Courier: Believe me, you don't want it.
Honolulu: Now, I *really* do.
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The Nurse: We've been here for twenty-two years. This hospital was built on two things: trust and rules.
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Nice: I'm in position to finish the job, but I need a thirty percent raise for inconvenience and because you're fucking gross.
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Acapulco: Nice.
Nice: It's pronounced Nice.
Acapulco: I was talking about your ass, not your room allocation.
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Everest: Hey, you put your dirty boots on the sofa in your own house?
Acapulco: Oh, hey, go fuck yourself!
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Waikiki: I'm a professional, but this woman, she's the business. If you knew what she could do with just that cup of coffee.
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The Nurse: Okay, this is a real problem. I think I know her.
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Everest: The Wolf King of LA.
The Nurse: Such a dumb name.
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Acapulco: You know, you might want to buy some scented candles or something, because it smells like someone died in here.
The Nurse: They did.
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The Nurse: No water in LA, but it's raining assholes in here.
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The Nurse: Hello? How can I help? Yeah, I got two rooms left.
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Nice: You're lucky this place has rules.
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Nice: You can't pick what you're good at or who you love. This is what I do.
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[repeated line]
The Nurse: Just another Wednesday.
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The Nurse: Things are going to Hell in a handbasket full of blood and shit!
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Everest: Visiting hours are never!
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Everest: When I walk away, don't jump on my back, okay? If you do, I'm going to fuck you up for real this time.
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Waikiki: Work with what you got, not what you hope for.
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Acapulco: You're street taco. I'm a 20 ounce sirloin.
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Everest: I will unheal the shit out of you!
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Morgan: Am I going to make it out of here?
Everest: I hope so.
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The Nurse: You know why they call him Everest? I think you do.
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The Nurse: Did you know my son?
Niagara: Ja. He stole my car. You know the rules: If you take something from me, I've got to give you back to the ocean.
The Nurse: The cops said he OD'd.
Niagara: I own the police, Jean.
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[his last words]
Niagara: [as Nice goes to stab him] Oh wow... so this is how it is?
[defiantly]
Niagara: Well send me down the river
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[possibly her last words]
Nice: I told you before: *don't cross my fucking line*.
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Everest: Hey... you see that badge? That means I'm a health care professional. But that knowledge goes both ways. So if you tell anybody about The Artemis... I will hunt you down and unheal the shit out of you.
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The Nurse: You want the good news or the bad news?
Waikiki: Let's start with the good news.
The Nurse: There isn't any.
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Niagara: [pleading] Listen. I could pay you. I could make that Detroit money look like a bad tip...
Nice: They bought your death. Don't give them your dignity for free.
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The Nurse: *Fucking* Wednesday.
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[last lines]
The Nurse: [the hotel's neon-signs come on again] Keep it christmassy, babe.
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[while securing all entry points to the hotel for Wolf King's arrival, Crosby Franklin and Trojan Nash find unconscious cops lying in the alley behind the hotel]
Crosby Franklin: These rioters are really stepping up their game, huh? Double-tap them, to be sure.
Trojan Nash: Is that really necessary?
Crosby Franklin: [sarcastically] Uhhh... . I don't know. What do *you* wanna do? You wanna get into heaven, or you wanna make the Wolf King happy?
Trojan Nash: 'ight.
[cocks gun and proceeds to shoot the cops dead]
Crosby Franklin: Hurry up. Dad's almost here.
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