Hostel: Part III Quotes

  • Mike Malloy: A pity fuck is still a fuck, dude!

  • Mike Malloy: Dude, they are hot. I bet you they hate their fathers.

  • Kendra: Do you like freaky?

    Scott: Yeah... yeah, sure.

  • [Scott's phone rings]

    Scott: It's Amy.

    Carter McMullen: Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.

    Mike Malloy: Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my fucking phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!

    Scott: That's why your marriage sucks.

    Mike Malloy: Well she put on 30 pounds so...

  • Mike Malloy: What the fuck are you doing? Is this a fucking joke?

    Mossberg: Oh yeah, and the punchline's a killer!

  • Amy: The problem is...

    [pinning Carter's hands to the table]

    Amy: HE'S STILL ALIVE!

  • Scott: You do this to your own fucking friends?

    Carter McMullen: When it comes to pussy, I have no friends!

  • Viktor: [electrocuting one of the guards with his own cattle prod] Die you motherfucker you die now motherfucker

    [mockingly]

    Viktor: Now I Fuck Your Mother Now