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Mandy: Want some?
Colin Ware: Not this morning thanks.
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Vera Edwards: Can't you answer a simple question?
Colin Ware: A simple one, I could. Just not that one.
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Mandy: It has nothing to do with sex, if that's what you're thinking.
Colin Ware: No, I wasn't.
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Doug Reed: I'm sorry. I moved.
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Joanie Fisher: And she's English?
Colin Ware: Welsh. Well, half Welsh.
Joanie Fisher: Half Welsh and half...
Colin Ware: Monster.
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Mandy: It's the guys that don't think they need help that need help the most.
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Mandy: Two people with their clothes off aren't gonna have sex any more sex than two people with their cloths on would... not have sex.
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Vera Edwards: Is this where you work?
[reads the board]
Vera Edwards: Whining Whores.
Mandy: Shining Shores.
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Colin Ware: You wouldn't happen to know what color underwear I have on today, would you? Just in case you needed to spread the word around.
Mrs. Peterson: Word is, you don't wear no underwear.
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Joanie Fisher: When you make a guy promise never to get in touch, they can sometimes make the wild assumption that you don't want them ever to get in touch. Guys can be that dumb.
Hope Springs Quotes
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