Home Sweet Hell Quotes

  • Mona Champagne: If you cannot argue constructively, what will mother do?

    Allison Champagne: Destroy our video games.

    Mona Champagne: Andrew...?

    Andrew Champagne: And the gaming system.

    Allison Champagne: Burn it while we watch.

    Mona Champagne: That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos.

  • Don Champagne: You're just being paranoid.

    Mona Champagne: Heh, heh. Well, paranoia is just total awareness.

  • Don Champagne: Are you sure there's no other way?

    Mona Champagne: There is only ever my way.

  • Mona Champagne: You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow. I'd write it down for you, but

    [tisk]

    Mona Champagne: I'm just covered in that girl; it's just distasteful.

  • Mona Champagne: [to Les' wife] I'm glad you have Crohn's. I hope you shit yourself for death!

  • Mona Champagne: [to Don] "Now grab a shovel! We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. Who wasn't pregnant by the way!"

  • Don Champagne: So, what do we do first?

    Dusty: Ugh.

    Don Champagne: Oh, God! She's alive! No! No! No! Why isn't she dead?

    Mona Champagne: Oh, boy! Heh, heh, heh.

    Don Champagne: What do we do?

    Mona Champagne: Oh, maybe we should just let her go!

    Don Champagne: Really?

    Mona Champagne: No. No. Get a hammer.

    Don Champagne: What? A hammer?

    Mona Champagne: Yeah. Get a hammer so we can hit her in the head!

    Don Champagne: No! No! Why aren't you dead?

  • Mona Champagne: We're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow - I'd write it down for you, but I'm just covered in that girl. Ugh. Just... distasteful. FYI, I'm hiring the next employee. Now, grab a shovel. We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. Who wasn't pregnant, by the way!

Home Sweet Hell

Director: Anthony Burns

Language: English,French Release date: February 3, 2015