High School Musical 2 Quotes

Ryan Evans: Troy, listen... All these people out there... I don't really want to see my sister crash and burn.

[a beat]

Ryan Evans: At least I *think* I don't.

Chad Danforth: Mr. Fulton, Your Excellency, Sir. Would it be okay if we draw straws to see who has to wait on Sharpay?

Mr. Fulton: Please. None of you will be waiting on Sharpay.

Chad Danforth: Oh, yes. Snap.

Mr. Fulton: You will be serving Miss Evans.

Jason Cross: Who's that?

Mr. Fulton: Always address our members as Mr., Mrs., or Miss.

Taylor McKessie: [Whispers to Chad] Do we have to?

Mr. Fulton: Let's practice, shall we?

[to Jason]

Mr. Fulton: "Miss Evans, would you care for a lemonade?"

Jason Cross: Actually, I'm not Miss Evans. I'm Jason.

[Holds out hand to shake. Everyone groans]

Troy Bolton: Dad, do I seem different to you this summer?

Jack Bolton: You dress a lot better, that's for sure.

[after hearing about the staff not being allowed to perform in the talent show, Gabriella confronts Sharpay]

Gabriella Montez: Sharpay! Forget about the rest of us, how about the fact that your brother has worked extremely hard on this show?

Sharpay Evans: Oh boo-hoo, he'll be in the show, he'll do his celebrity impersonations. Don't lecture me about Ryan, given the way you've been interfering with Troy's future.

Gabriella Montez: What?

Sharpay Evans: You've gotten him written up by Fulton for sneaking on the golf course and swimming after hours. I had to step in just to save Troy's job.

Gabriella Montez: I'm not interested in what you think you're doing for Troy, that's between you and him. But you're messing with my friends and my summer and that's not okay with me.

Sharpay Evans: You don't like the fact that I won.

Gabriella Montez: What's the prize? Troy?

[Troy walks up behind Gabriella and hears the rest]

Gabriella Montez: The Star Dazzle award? You have to go through all this just to get either one? No thanks, Sharpay. You're very good at a game that I don't want to play. So, I'm done here. But you better step away from the mirror long enough to check the damage that will always be right behind you.

Sharpay Evans: [upset and mad] *Girls*!

[Sharpay walks off and as Gabriella goes to walk away, Troy runs up]

Troy Bolton: Hey! What do you mean you're done here? I mean, you can't quit.

Gabriella Montez: Us working together sounded good, but plans change and people change. The club talent show was a big deal for Sharpay and evidently for your future, so it's cool, just make it happen, wear your new Italian shoes.

Troy Bolton: Hey, I'm still me.

Gabriella Montez: Blowing off your friends, missing dates, if that's you, then it's good to know.

Troy Bolton: No, no, no. I was only doing that because I'm working on the scholarship thing and you know that.

Gabriella Montez: But if along the way you act like someone you're not, pretty soon that's who you become.

Troy Bolton: I meant what I said about movies, and summer, and just being together.

Gabriella Montez: I'm sure you did, at the time. But I also meant what I said: that I want to remember this summer, but not like this, Troy.

[after the Evans family hit the golf balls in random directions and walk off]

Chad Danforth: Where did it...

Troy Bolton: I have no idea.

Chad Danforth: Next time I see Country Club Princess, I'm gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.

Troy Bolton: I'll build the ramp, buddy.

Sharpay Evans: [after falling in the pool and in an angry voice] What are you doing here?

Gabriella Montez: I'm the new lifeguard.

Chad Danforth: [about their Star Dazzle performance] All right, look, if you wanna play ball, then grab a mitt. But I don't dance.

Ryan Evans: You don't think dancing takes some game?

Chad Danforth: You got game?

Ryan Evans: [Smirks] A little.

Chad Danforth: [after the baseball game] All right, so you call that a "little" game?

Ryan Evans: Little League. World Series.

[clears throat]

Ryan Evans: Newport, Rhode Island. Champions.

Taylor McKessie: [about Sharpay] That girl's got more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match.

Chad Danforth: [about Troy] Nah. He knows how to swim.

Gabriella Montez: [lifts light] Here's to our future

Troy Bolton: No. Here's to right now.

[they both lean in to kiss]

Sharpay Evans: Oh, come here, Kelsi. I have a summer job for you, at our country club. Our rehearsal pianist is evidently moving.

Kelsi Nielson: [aside] Or hiding.

Sharpay Evans: Pardon?

Kelsi Nielson: [perks up] Sounds great!

Troy Bolton: [British accent] How shall we get the food today, chap?

Chad Danforth: [British accent] Hmm, I don't know. Perhaps skipping?

Troy Bolton: [British accent] Ah! Very well then.

Chad Danforth: [links arms with Troy, still using British accent] Shall we?

Troy Bolton: [skipping with Chad] Hipty skipty. Hipty skipty. Hipty Skipty. Hipty Skipty.

Chad Danforth: [during Troy's 'hipty skipty' chant, while skipping along side him] Bom Bom Bom! Bom Bom Bom! Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom

Sharpay Evans: [singing] It's out with the old, and in with the new. Good-bye, clouds of grey, hello, skies of blue. A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa. Endless days in my chaise, the whole world according to moi!

[Pianist plays an off-key note]

Sharpay Evans: Excuse me.

[Pianist plays the right note]

Sharpay Evans: Thank you.

[singing]

Sharpay Evans: Iced tea imported from England. Lifeguards imported from Spain. Towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.

Sharpay Evans, Ryan Evans: [singing] We're gonna relax and renew.

Sharpay Evans: [singing. Points to three different employees in turn] You, go, do. I want fabulous, that is my simple request. All things fabulous, bigger, and better and best. I need something inspiring to help me get along. I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?

Troy Bolton: Dude, Ms. Darbus has snapped her cap!

Chad Danforth: Dude, you're actually listening?

Sharpay Evans: I said keep an eye on them. Not turn them into the cast of Grease.

Ryan Evans: Pretty cool, huh?

Sharpay Evans: Do you want us to lose the Star Dazzle award to a bunch of... dishwashers?

Ryan Evans: Us? Well, I guess that's showbiz.

Sharpay Evans: When did you become... one of them?

Ryan Evans: You know, I'll take that as a compliment. But you and Troy have a good show, sis.

Sharpay Evans: [scoffs] Oh. We plan to.

Sharpay Evans: There you are! Thank goodness you've come to your senses! Plug in the volcano. Humu Humu's back on.

Ryan Evans: Enjoy your pineapple on your own, sis. I'm not doing the show.

Sharpay Evans: What? Put some fresh batteries in your tiki warrior outfit and let's get going.

Ryan Evans: Took your advice. Sold it online. You've always wanted the spotlight. Now you've got it. Break a leg. Ma.

Sharpay Evans: Ryan, who is the absolute primo boy at East High?

Ryan Evans: I'd say Troy Bolten has that category pretty much locked up, don't you think?

Sharpay Evans: And East High's primo girl?

[Ryan looks over Sharpay's shoulder at Gabriella. Sharpay pushes him back]

Sharpay Evans: Just answer the question!

Ryan Evans: [Sarcastic] Gosh, uh... you?

Sharpay Evans: [Dreamily] Troy... Sharpay. Sharpay... Troy. Sharpay...

Ryan Evans: [Snaps his fingers in front of her face] Shar.

Sharpay Evans: It just makes sense.

Ryan Evans: Evidently not to Troy.

Sharpay Evans: But it's Summer, Ry.

[Puts on her pink sunglasses]

Sharpay Evans: *Everything* changes.

[Slams locker shut and walks away]

Troy Bolton: Hey! Why did you switch songs?

Sharpay Evans: [confused] Switch songs? What?

Troy Bolton: Yeah, Ryan said...

Mr. Fulton: [interrupts] Bolton!

[Fulton rushes Troy onto the stage]

Sharpay Evans: But I didn't learn a new song.

Ryan Evans: [smirking] Exactly.

Troy Bolton: [singing] What about us? What about everything we've been through?

Gabriella Montez: [singing] What about trust?

Troy Bolton: [singing] You know I never wanted to hurt you!

Gabriella Montez: [singing] What about me?

Troy Bolton: [singing] What am I supposed to do?

Gabriella Montez: [singing] I gotta leave, but I'll miss you...

Troy Bolton: What was the first thing you said to me when I started working here?

Sharpay Evans: Bring me more iced tea?

Gabriella Montez: My mom said summer jobs are good on college applications.

Troy Bolton: All part of the frightening concept called our future.

Troy Bolton: ...I promise.

Gabriella Montez: Promise is a really big word, Troy.

Jack Bolton: [Troy is on the phone with the Lava Springs manager] Man, he's really working someone.

Jack Bolton: It can't be Gabriella. Whenever she calls, he just... blushes.

[the Wildcats all stifle laughs]

Jack Bolton: Hey, I never said that!

Troy Bolton: I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future, until it actually started happening.

Gabriella Montez: So, let's just think about right now.

Troy Bolton: How's your show going?

Sharpay Evans: How's it going? This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.

Mr. Fulton: Danforth. Bolton. You're caddying today. Fourty dollars a bag. You've been requested.

Chad Danforth: What?

Troy Bolton: By who?

Chad Danforth: Dude, who cares? For 40 bucks, I'd caddy for Godzilla.

Mr. Fulton: Close. Very close.

Ryan Evans: [Sharpay walks in and immediately starts rummaging through Kelsi's sheet music, ignoring Ryand and Kelsi] Hey, Kelsi's got some great new ideas to spice up the talent show...

Sharpay Evans: Uh-huh, I'm thrilled.

[to Kelsi]

Sharpay Evans: Uh, that new duet that Troy and Gabriella sang? I need it

Kelsi Nielson: Actually, it's not available.

Sharpay Evans: [Stunned] Repeat?

Kelsi Nielson: [Grabs the music from her stand] Well, it's something I wrote for Troy and Gabriella just in case they wanted...

Sharpay Evans: You're an employee, not a fairy godmother. Let's have it.

[Snatches it from Kelsi's hands]

Ryan Evans: Hey, my Dad says you're doing a great job with the Red Hawks.

Troy Bolton: [nods] Uh, yeah... playing with them is like being in a different world.

Gabriella Montez: Well you missed out on a fun night.

[Ryan imitates swinging a baseball bat]

Gabriella Montez: It was a great game.

Ryan Evans: But the dessert afterwards had to be the best part... her mom makes the best brownies in the entire world...

Troy Bolton: [interrupts] Ya, I know... I've had them...

Kelsi Nielson: Okay. Everyone. Ryan, the show's on.

Ryan Evans: Where's the music?

[Kelsi hands him the music]

Ryan Evans: Where's Troy?

Troy Bolton: [Walks in] Talked to Sharpay, everything's cool.

Ryan Evans: Hey, speaking of my sister, she wants you to learn a new song.

[Hands Troy the music]

Troy Bolton: [Reading the music] 'Everyday'.

[a beat. Troy realizes what this means]

Troy Bolton: I can't learn a *new* song!

Ryan Evans: Kelsi will help you with it.

Troy Bolton: What?

Troy Bolton: [Grabs Troy's arm and pulls him into the other room] Come on!

Troy Bolton: Hey!

Ryan Evans: [to the Wildcats] It's showtime!

Sharpay Evans: [as Gabriella walks by] Gabriella. I understand you've moved every summer for the past five years, and I'd hate to think today is

[trying to supress a smile]

Sharpay Evans: ... goodbye.

Gabriella Montez: No worries. My mom promised I'm here until graduation next year.

Sharpay Evans: ...Bless Mom's little heart.

Gabriella Montez: So you coming to the baseball game?

Ryan Evans: I'm not staff. Wasn't invited.

Gabriella Montez: Hey, everyone's invited. Come on hop in.

[first lines]

Ms. Darbus: You must remember, young thespians, learning is never seasonal, so do allow the shimmering lights of Summer to refresh and illuminate your fertile young minds.

Chad Danforth: What is she talking about?

Ryan Evans: Sis, we've got the pool, the entire club and the whole Summer to enjoy it.

Emma: And the spa has been redone.

Jackie: There's a guacamole facial, and a seaweed body scrub on the menu.

Lea: What could be more fabulous?

Sharpay Evans: [storms into Fulton's office after seeing the Wildcats' rehearsal] The Midsummer's Night Talent Show means something to me and to my family. Those Wildcats will turn it into a farce!

Mr. Fulton: Your brother is one of *those* Wildcats, I'm told.

Sharpay Evans: Oh, don't you mention that traitor to us!

[Meaning her and the dog in her hand]

Mr. Fulton: .Employee involvement in the show is a tradition here.

Sharpay Evans: Traditions change. My parents have important guests coming. We'll need *every* employee working the party, and not on stage.

Mr. Fulton: Pardonnez-moi, *but*, we're not just talking about employees. We're talking about *your* classmates. You might want to think this one out.

Sharpay Evans: All right.

[Looks up for a few seconds, then back at Fulton]

Sharpay Evans: Done. Now do it!

[Walks away]

Chad Danforth: Suddenly, I'm beginning to miss detention with Ms. Darbus. How sick is that?

Troy Bolton: Come on, we got a hoop out back, two free meals a day, and we only have to wear these stupid outfits on duty.

Kelsi Nielson: [singing] Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na. Yeah / You are the music in me. / You know the words "once upon a time" / Make you listen, there's a reason.

Kelsi Nielson, Gabriella Montez: [singing] When you dream there's a chance you'll find / A little laughter, or happy ever after.

Sharpay Evans: Ryan, it might be wonderful if Troy participates in our Talent Show.

Ryan Evans: What? If he sings with Gabriella then our whole show is gonna be the 'Troy and Gabriella Show'.

Troy Bolton: [Trying to get away; Distracting her] I *love* your shoes.

Sharpay Evans: [Squeals] You like 'em?

Troy Bolton: I really do.

Sharpay Evans: [Looks down to admire her shoes] I bought them in New York. I have them in nine colors.

[Looks up to see that Troy has disappeared]

Sharpay Evans: Girls, again from the top!

Troy Bolton: [to Gabriella] So maybe today we could have our...

Sharpay Evans: Troy!

Troy Bolton: [to Gabriella] Ah, what time is your lunch break?

Sharpay Evans: Troy!

Sharpay Evans: I think we were meant to sing together, don't you?

Troy Bolton: [Pictures Sharpay in a wedding dress] I need some air.

Sharpay Evans: [to Troy] You are a good guy, Troy. And actually, right now I think I like you better then I like myself.

[confused]

Sharpay Evans: Did I just say that?

Ryan Evans: What about our song? What about Humu Humu?

Sharpay Evans: Change of plans.

Ryan Evans: What am I supposed to do with my tiki warrior outfit?

Sharpay Evans: Save it for Halloween, go to a luau, sell it online, I don't know! But in the meantime keep an eye on those Wildcats. If they're planning to be in the show... which I doubt once they hear about Troy and me... I don't want any surprises. Oh and don't worry, I'll find a song for you somewhere in the show. Or the next show.

Ryan Evans: [sarcastic] Really? Don't strain yourself, slick.

[walks off angrily]

Sharpay Evans: [to Kelsi] Entertainers are so temperamental.

[walks off cheerily]

Sharpay Evans: Transpose!

Ryan Evans: [surprises Gabriella at the pool] Lookin' good.

Gabriella Montez: [turns to see Ryan] Wow, Wildcat!

Ryan Evans: Too much?

Gabriella Montez: Um... only in daylight.

[laughs]

Gabriella Montez: East High colors. Very impressive.

Ryan Evans: Hey, be true to your school right?

Gabriella Montez: Absolutely. Everyones excited about doing the show.

Ryan Evans: Hey, look, I know everyone thinks that I'm Sharpay's... poodle, but I really think that I could...

Gabriella Montez: Hey, if they were thinking that, they're not thinking that today. How do you do that swing step you did last night?

Ryan Evans: Oh that's easy.

[starts to dance with her and they laugh, then Troy shows up]

Sharpay Evans: [Screams so loudly so the entirety of Lava Springs hears her] What do you mean you're not doing the show?

Troy Bolton: Exactly that.

Sharpay Evans: We're singing a duet, Troy! A duet means two people! Well mostly me in this case but whatever! Duet!

Troy Bolton: I'm an employee. Employees aren't allowed in the show.

Sharpay Evans: No, no, no, no. No, no. You're an honorary member.

Troy Bolton: Not any more. I asked Fulton for my kitchen job back.

Sharpay Evans: What?

Troy Bolton: Sharpay, I don't like the way you've been treating my friends. And I don't like the way I've way I've been treating them either, so I'm doing something about it.

Sharpay Evans: An entire table of University boosters are coming to see you, thanks to me.

Troy Bolton: So I'll be their waiter. They'll be thrilled.

Sharpay Evans: Troy, Troy. This could change your life!

Troy Bolton: I'm more interested in what my friends think of me. And what I think of myself.

Sharpay Evans: Oh, we can hold hands around the campfire some other time! Right now we got a show to do.

[Grabs Troy's arm to make him follow her]

Troy Bolton: [Pulls away and points at her] No. You've got a show to do. I got a kitchen to clean.

[Walks away]

Troy Bolton: Your summer activities consultant has arrived.

Gabriella Montez: Hopefully some of those activities will include a job.

Troy Bolton: Hey, whatever happens, as long as we're together, it's cool, right?

Gabriella Montez: You promise?

Troy Bolton: Here's my promise.

[Puts the T necklace on Gabriella]

Gabriella Montez: T as in Troy?

Troy Bolton: Well, I... Yeah.

Troy Bolton: [They're about to kiss but some kid comes up to Troy with a year book] Hey man, how's it going?

[Signs book]

Troy Bolton: There you go, boss.

[Leans in to kiss Gabriella again]

Chad Danforth: [Interrupts] Hoops. Let's go.

Troy Bolton: [Motions to himself and Gabriella] Yeah, cause we're not busy or anything.

Mr. Fulton: The water bugs are back.

Troy Bolton: Look, Mr Fulton, this was my idea, she had nothing to do with it.

Mr. Fulton: I generously overlooked your previous break violation, but then came the golf course jaunt, and now this. Two strikes. Don't get a third. Out of the pool.

Mrs. Evans: [Calmly doing yoga with Ryan while Sharpay is freaking out over the Wildcats. To Ryan] Tell Pumpkin if she worries too much, she'll get frown lines.

Ryan Evans: I told her twice.

Sharpay Evans: [Fed up] Oh... Namaste!

Mrs. Bolton: [Walks in to the boys playing basketball in the kitchen and corrals them] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Can we all redirect this energy by carrying in the groceries?

Jason Cross, Troy Bolton, Jack Bolton, Chad Danforth, Zeke Baylor: Yes, Mrs. Bolton.

Sharpay Evans: [She has just found out about all the Wildcats being hired. Grabs Fulton by the tie and pulls him around a corner] I want them out!

Mr. Fulton: But your mother specifically said...

Sharpay Evans: Oh, don't mention that backstabbing Yogini to me! If you can't fire them, make them wanna quit!