Hideous Kinky Quotes, Classic Movie Lines

Lucy: Mom, is it Christmas yet?

Julia: No, darling. Not till morning.

Lucy: Is it morning yet?
Bea: It's because I flooded the bathroom and the ceiling fell in and the cats ran off, that's when she started talking about Marocco and the sufi's. Mom says a sufi doesn't ask who a sufi is... so what the hell is a sufi anyway?
Julia: Every week a new set of men, have you noticed?

Bea: Prostitutes

Julia: Do you think so? Where did you learn that!
Julia: What's this? Paper hats, how useful!
Julia: So, how was your first day at school?

Bea: Well, a little girl wet herself.

Julia: [laughs] And?

Bea: The teacher took her to the front of the class

[pause]

Bea: and beat her

[pause]

Bea: and beat her with a cane

[pause]

Bea: until she stopped crying and than she beat her some more

[pause]

Bea: and than the cane broke.

Julia: My God, you can't go back there.

Bea: Why not, of course I can.

[walks away, stops and turns around]

Bea: Only joking!
Lucy: Mom, when can we have rice pudding again?

Julia: As soon as the check comes from your father.

Bea: Sure, father Christmas!
Julia: London's cold, cold and sad. No camel, no Abdul's a jelliybean.

Bea: No scorpions.
Lucy: B, when you grow up would you like to be a shepherd?

Bea: No, I don't think so.
Lucy: [as she interupts Bilal and Julia's love making] Are you pleased to see me?

Julia: [gasps] Hello darling, where did you spring from?

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