Here Comes the Boom Quotes

Marty Streb: If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?

Scott Voss: Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose.

Lauren Voss: You disgust me.

Eric Voss: Mission accomplished.

Lauren Voss: Pig!

Eric Voss: Ostrich!

Scott Voss: I think I can do this.

Marty Streb: Do what?

Scott Voss: Lose.

Niko: Hey, it's okay to be afraid. Don't worry! Use it! Try to channel it into focus! The last knock-out - it never happened.

Scott Voss: Three migraines a week say you're wrong.

Scott Voss: How much food do you think is stuck in that beard?

Joe Duffy: I don't know, but I can see corn from here.

Scott Voss: Oh, yeah. You dip that beard in hot water, you get ramen.

Bella Flores: I guess it was unrealistic to think that anybody would show up when everybody has their own problems.

Scott Voss: You showed up.

Bella Flores: You shut up.

Mark DellaGrotte: Bro, you've been eating clean for six weeks. You eat this crap and you'll be lethargic.

Scott Voss: I don't care if I'm "lethargic."

[first lines]

Scott Voss: [upon waking up] Oh, god!

[Scott punches his opponent, "Lucky" Patrick Murray, knocking him out. The entire crowd goes crazy, as do Marty and Niko]

Niko: WOO-HOO!

Marty Streb: This just happened! This just happened! You did it! You did it!

Scott Voss: Yaaaay!

[takes out his mouth guard]

Scott Voss: Yaaaaay!

Niko: You! You're the man! We won!

Scott Voss: [cheers before clutching his dislocated shoulder and going back to Murray] Hey, man. Great fight.

[accidentally regurgitates the rancid applesauce that he ate prior to the fight, splattering Murray with half-digested applesauce. The crowd gasps]

Scott Voss: I'm so sorry.

[vomits even more applesauce on Murray. The crowd groans in disgust. Murray retches. The scene changes to Scott and Niko being driven home by Marty]

Scott Voss: [angrily] Who leaves applesauce on the rear dash out in the hot sun? Y'know, a better question, who among us, who isn't Amish, MAKES THEIR OWN APPLESAUCE?

Marty Streb: Yes, yes. Mistakes were made. But, we won.