Hellboy Quotes

Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.

Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently, Scarface?

Ben Daimio: Is that meant to be humor?

Hellboy: Maybe. My therapist does say I rely on jokes as a way to normalize.

Ben Daimio: Normalize, right. Good luck with that.

Hellboy: Sorry! Did I interrupt?

Nimue: On the contrary. You've arrived just in time.

Hellboy: [Police Officer shoots] Hey! I'm on your side!

Police Officer: Sorry. My bad.

Lady Hatton: On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of Hell, something that would end mankind.

Hellboy: And this thing, did it show up?

Lady Hatton: Oh, yes. You did.

Nimue: You are a king. We belong together, you and I.

Hellboy: We do. But it's not going to work, you know, cause I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts!

Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in.

Professor Bruttenholm: I love you, son.

Hellboy: You made me a goddamn weapon!

Ben Daimio: Where's my fucking violin?

Professor Bruttenholm: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen: out there is a fifth-century sorceress who wants to bring down the curtain on London and the world!

Hellboy: Great, homework.

Nimue: Out of the ashes, a new Eden will emerge.

Hellboy: Okay, I'd appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stakes.

Baba Yaga: They will build statues of you, 2,000 feet high! Made from the bones of your enemies.

Hellboy: That'd take a shit-ton of bones.

[first lines]

Professor Bruttenholm: [narrating] The year is 517 A.D., known as the Dark Ages and for fucking good reason. An endless war between the armies of man and creatures of darkness has raged across Britain. And in retribution of man's injustices for creatures, the immortal witch Vivvienne Nimue has spread her deadly plague threatening mankind off the face of the earth. And so at Pendle Hill, beneath an ancient oak tree, King Arthur... Yes, that King Arthur, and his powerful wizard Merlin, were forced to surrender to Nimue, the Queen of Blood.

Ben Daimio: Once the casket is secure, you'll be on your first flight out. If the Bureau can put you back in your cage.

Hellboy: My cage? My cage! I'm gonna ask specifically you clean my sawdust. Can't wait until you smell demon shit, pal!

Gruagach: Hellboy, as you can see, she's made sure you receive a proper fucking welcome. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.

Hellboy: I have some idea! You know, I was the guy that sent little piggy squealing all the way back home!

[squeals]