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Anette Dokken: You are under arrest by Norwegian law for attempted terrorist act!
Turo Moilanen: We are not terrorists! We're a metal band from Finland!
Pasi: We're on a mission from Satan!
Anette Dokken: Listen! I love Satan as much as any woman in their 40s, but you are coming up for interrogation right this moment!
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[repeated line]
Pasi: Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal.
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Lotvosen isä: Boys, the meaning of life is like a clitoris: you move around it, but you can never be sure you've found it
Lotvosen äiti, Merja: You haven't!
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Turo Moilanen: [as voiceover] Pasi works in the library...
Mother in library: [with daughter by her side] Hi, do you have Justin Beiber?
[= 'Robyn', Finnish artist, in original Finnish]
Turo Moilanen: [voiceover again, whilst Pasi looks non-plussed] We have Scandinavia's largest metal collection in town.
Pasi: [Turns to get from directly behind him, to pass over a CD to the Mother] Excellent choice: we have Uruguayan grind core metal.
Heavy Trip Quotes
Extended Reading
