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Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this?
Mr. Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.
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Tom: What did you hit me with, anyway?
Karen: It was a crucifix. (Everyone looks at her) What? It was all I could find.
Tom: Great, I'm gonna have people from all around the world come to see the impression of Jesus on my forehead.
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Sheriff: You took the money. Didn't you son?
Tom: Yeah I hid it in the cemetery.
Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?
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Henry: Do you want me to get out of here?
Doreen: Of course, Henry.
Henry: Then shut the fuck up!
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Jim: Look! We just want the money! You guys can walk away, we won't kill you!
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Sheriff: For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.
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Henry: I'm going to row back there and see if he will shoot you. Or me. It's fine either way.
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Karen: I wonder whose car this is.
Tom: Whoever it is, they like Pat Benatar, Eddie Money and... Oh. The soundtrack to Footloose.
Karen: Really?
Tom: Oh, my God. This is my car from high school.
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Tom: [while floating down the road in a half submerged car] You all right?
Karen: Yeah, I'm fine. I think the heater just kicked in.
Tom: At least we're out of the rain, right?
Karen: Oh, yeah. This is real cozy.
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Tom: Watch your step!
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Tom: I was looking for a place to hide it.
Wayne Bryce: From what? Swamp Thing?
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Wayne Bryce: Dear Penthouse, I always thought your letters were fake...
Wayne Bryce: ...until the wildest thing happened to me.
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[first lines]
Sheriff: So, are we all going to die?
Phil: Yeah, we're all gonna die. Just not yet.
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Tom: That hurt?
Jim: Yeah.
Tom: Good.
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