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Homeless Man: I wouldn't do that if I was you, you'll just end up blowing your damn face off. Then you'll still be depressed, even more depressed probably because of your fucked up face.
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Miles: Did I win?
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Nix: Never bring a spork to a gunfight.
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Miles: Behind the keyboard I'm the ultimate troll hunter. I know I should just let it go, but I just couldn't resist. Yeah, get angry at me. Let's do this.
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Nix: I have the power!
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Nix: Friday night just got really lonely!
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Miles: Don't worry, this isn't a love story about some nerd trying to get the girl like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked.
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Zander: Cops are looking for you. Seems like you're in some deep shit now. Always knew you were a fuck up.
Miles: Let me go.
Zander: What'cha gonna do? Take me on? You gonna hit me amigo? You el loco?
Miles: Shut the fuck up! Stop pretending you speak fucking spanish you fucking idiot!
Zander: Hey I'm sorry please don't kill me.
Miles: You put me down every time I come in that door! You docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, and you hit on my girlfriend in front of me! I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! Fuck you and fuck that fucking chipmunk!
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Miles: No respawns. No one-ups. No extra lives. I just killed this fucking guy.
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Dane: Stop. Hammer time.
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Riktor: There are others. Skizm is a global franchise now. We're gonna be the Starbucks of murder. The Mcdonald's of massacre, yeah. We'll be the burger king of... badness.
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Nix: Just go, come on.
Miles: What? Me? Why do I have to go first?
Nix: Open the fucking door.
Miles: I'm not exactly great at opening doors right now.
Nix: Come on.
Miles: Honestly, I still don't trust you. You might shoot me in the back.
Nix: I promise, that when I do shoot you, it will be in the front.
Miles: You have already shot me like a dozen times. I can feel the bullets rattling inside me when I walk.
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Fuckface: Having trouble breathing?
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Fuckface: Kill them!
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Miles: Fun factoid, guns are way loud than in the movies. In real life, Rambo would not be killing guerilla fighters, he would be learning sound language.
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Nix: Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy. Suck my clit. No one is killing fuck boy.
Miles: Yay!
Nix: Except me, of course!
Miles: Oh.
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Miles: [Narrating] You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol-whip some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD, not a raging lady boner.
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Amy 2022-04-24 07:01:16
This movie is so awesome! ! ! ! I want to give ten stars! From suck my clit to we're going to be the Starbucks of the killer world! From wanting to put the middle finger into the soft dick mouth drawn by the marker! High energy throughout, climax all day! Harry Potter really has a great bad taste, and the movies are so interesting!
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Cora 2022-03-25 09:01:14
Double gun nails, no worries, hammer and dagger, Gatling, speeding car and self-destruction, hot nanny and Harry Potter make a dawn, the director of "Death Climax" upgrades a new work, continuing the essence of the previous work: Friday night just get so lonely! happy
