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Homeless Man: I wouldn't do that if I was you, you'll just end up blowing your damn face off. Then you'll still be depressed, even more depressed probably because of your fucked up face.
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Miles: Did I win?
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Nix: Never bring a spork to a gunfight.
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Miles: Behind the keyboard I'm the ultimate troll hunter. I know I should just let it go, but I just couldn't resist. Yeah, get angry at me. Let's do this.
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Nix: I have the power!
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Nix: Friday night just got really lonely!
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Miles: Don't worry, this isn't a love story about some nerd trying to get the girl like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked.
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Zander: Cops are looking for you. Seems like you're in some deep shit now. Always knew you were a fuck up.
Miles: Let me go.
Zander: What'cha gonna do? Take me on? You gonna hit me amigo? You el loco?
Miles: Shut the fuck up! Stop pretending you speak fucking spanish you fucking idiot!
Zander: Hey I'm sorry please don't kill me.
Miles: You put me down every time I come in that door! You docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, and you hit on my girlfriend in front of me! I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! Fuck you and fuck that fucking chipmunk!
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Miles: No respawns. No one-ups. No extra lives. I just killed this fucking guy.
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Dane: Stop. Hammer time.
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Riktor: There are others. Skizm is a global franchise now. We're gonna be the Starbucks of murder. The Mcdonald's of massacre, yeah. We'll be the burger king of... badness.
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Nix: Just go, come on.
Miles: What? Me? Why do I have to go first?
Nix: Open the fucking door.
Miles: I'm not exactly great at opening doors right now.
Nix: Come on.
Miles: Honestly, I still don't trust you. You might shoot me in the back.
Nix: I promise, that when I do shoot you, it will be in the front.
Miles: You have already shot me like a dozen times. I can feel the bullets rattling inside me when I walk.
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Fuckface: Having trouble breathing?
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Fuckface: Kill them!
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Miles: Fun factoid, guns are way loud than in the movies. In real life, Rambo would not be killing guerilla fighters, he would be learning sound language.
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Nix: Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy. Suck my clit. No one is killing fuck boy.
Miles: Yay!
Nix: Except me, of course!
Miles: Oh.
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Miles: [Narrating] You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol-whip some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD, not a raging lady boner.
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Camylle 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Violent flyers, mindless plot, dim lighting, and dirty art. Daniel's heavy-mouthed cult roles always give the impression of a kid playing a bully. Samara's role as Harley Quinn would be more appropriate than that.
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Tiffany 2022-03-26 09:01:09
3.5. Starbucks in the killer world, McDonald's in the thugs, Burger King in the bad guys. The otaku programmer was checked against the water meter online, the pop violence aesthetic shooting action comedy, the story is too old-fashioned.
