Gulliver's Travels Quotes

  • Lemuel Gulliver: There's no small jobs - just small people.

  • Lemuel Gulliver: I'm Invincible!

  • Lemuel Gulliver: I'm not doing this. You got me in the diaper and the dress. I'm not doing tea time with you! Go find another doll!

    [the giant girl breaks a rabbit doll's head]

    Lemuel Gulliver: Tea, time for tea! Haha...

  • King Theodore: Woah, inside castle voice please.

  • General Edward: [as Gulliver urinates onto the palace and soaks the King in the process] How dare you evacuate yourself on our great and glorious...

    [gets splashed by the last few drips]

  • General Edward: [inside a small tin can-looking robot] I challenge you to a duel!

    Lemuel Gulliver: Make a move.