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Elle Reid: Love does not conquer everything.
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Elle Reid: Where can you get a reasonably priced abortion in this town?
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Elle Reid: Don't make me fall, I could break a hip!
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Sage: Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!
Elle Reid: What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'
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Elle Reid: You need to be able to say 'screw you' sometimes.
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Elle Reid: I like being old, young people are stupid.
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Sage: So, you used to like men?
Elle Reid: Oh, I always liked women, I just didn't like myself.
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Sage: You know, you have a real anger problem.
Elle Reid: No, no, I don't. I have an asshole problem. When people are assholes, I get angry.
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[Young man charmingly looking at Sage]
Elle Reid: She's already pregnant.
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Sage: What's a bonobo?
Elle Reid: A very advanced ape. The females run the show, they masturbate all the time and they don't have wars unlike chimps and humans.
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Sage: So, you think women are better than men?
Elle Reid: Men are okay. My father was a man.
Sage: Mine was a sperm.
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Sage: Well, atleast I'm learning some new insults. My friends just pretty much call each other bitch, ho and slut.
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Sage: Grandma, do you have any more ideas?
Elle Reid: Yeah, afraid I do.
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Mom: Any idiot could see that you need to be supervised.
[looking towards Elle]
Mom: Am I right?
Elle Reid: Are you saying I'm "any idiot"?
Grandma Quotes
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Ernest 2022-04-07 09:01:06
A little sad but warm little story. Walk with grandma, recall and experience past love, friendship, family and those unbearable past events with grandma. Everyone makes mistakes when they are young, and it is inevitable that they will go the wrong way, but in the end, they must learn to apologize for the hurt they have hurt themselves and others, let go of the past and be grateful to move on.
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Montana 2022-04-12 09:01:09
After watching so many unintended pregnancy movies, I finally had a successful abortion.
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