Gnomeo & Juliet Quotes

Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?

Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh

[Gives a nervous chuckle]

Gnomeo: , I just wanted to see you again!

Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you he'll bury you under the patio!

Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? 'Stealth' is my middle name!

[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]

Lord Redbrick: Attack!

Lady Bluebury: Counter-attack!

Lord Redbrick: Counter-counter-attack!

Lady Bluebury: My, your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?

Lord Redbrick: Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.

Lady Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.

Lord Redbrick: I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

Juliet: [Walking away] What orchid?

Featherstone: [Indicating Shroom] He followed your scent all the way from the alley, and he doesn't even have a nose

[lowers his voice]

Featherstone: I checked.

Lord Redbrick: [Turning away from the wrecked pedestal] I'm sorry about your son

Lady Bluebury: I'm sorry about your daughter

Lord Redbrick: [Steps forward and holds out his hand] This feud...

Lady Bluebury: Is over.

[Takes his hand]

Fawn: [Looking at the graffitied well] Why would anyone do this to Tybalt?

Red Good Gnomes: Because nobody likes him!

Lord Redbrick: [On the Blue gnome who infiltrated the Red garden] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!

[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

Juliet: He's a Blue!

Gnomeo: She's a Red!

Featherstone: And I'm Pink - who cares!

Lord Redbrick: You are delicate!

Juliet: [Turns and faces her father] I'm not delicate!

[kicks her tulip off the pedestal]

Nanette: [Removes the tulip from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of the log pile]

Gnomeo: It's alright - nobody lives here.

Juliet: Then why are you whispering?

Gnomeo: Why are you whispering?

Juliet: [Spotting something behind Gnomeo] Wow - look at that!

[Runs towards it]

Gnomeo: I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!