Georgia Rule Quotes

Rachel: Hi, wanted to introduce myself. I'm Rachel Wilcox. Nice to meet you.

Grace Cunningham: Grace Cunningham.

Rachel: [turning to Grace's friends] Hi, girls. How you doing?

[turning back to Grace]

Rachel: Look I just drove over here to tell you that Harlan and I- we're just friends now. Nothing's going to happen again, I promise. Scout's honor. So you guys can go and do whatever it is you do- I dont' know- have your summer fun and tell June that we're apart, even if we're not apart 'cause nothing's gonna happen and whatever has happened has happened already- so that's the end of it.

Grace Cunningham: Fine. Now why don't you just go home and leave us all alone?

Rachel: Okay, see, I tried to be nice, but let me put this a different way because you're not really getting it right now. If you call me a name, if you throw something at me- ever again!- if I see you talking to Harlan, yelling at Harlan, having anything AT ALL to do with Harlan, I will find all of your boyfriends and I will fuck them stupid. Okay? Get it? Thanks guys.

[as she's walking away]

Rachel: Thanks for your time. Have a good summer!

Grace Cunningham: I am gonna pray for her.

Harlan: You're a dangerous girl, aren't you?

Rachel: It depends on what you define as dangerous.

Harlan: Safer to get thrown from a horse.

Rachel: But you don't have to brush me or feed me after riding me.

Simon: [to Harlan] Hey!

Rachel: ...is for horses, better for cows, and pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how.

Georgia: You cut your hair...

Lilly: It was getting in the way of my drinking.

Harlan: You have to go with me to talk to June. I want to tell her in person.

Rachel: Tell her what?

Harlan: That we have to get married.

Rachel: What?

Harlan: It's the only way God will forgive us!

Rachel: Oh my God, Harlan, I gave you a blow job!

Harlan: [suddenly embarrassed] Um, thank you for breakfast, Miss Georgia. Rachel, I'll see you in the truck.

Rachel: [to her grandmother, exasperated] No good deed goes unpunished!

Rachel: You don't look evil.

Georgia: Make-up helps.

Georgia: That's my granddaughter.

Ethan: Do we have to like her?

Sam: How old is she?

Georgia: No. And don't even think about it.

Lilly: Oh, come on. There was a time you'd have dragged me by my hair out of here for drinking.

Georgia: I'm too old. So's your hair.

Sam: Bringing up the girl's bags.

Ethan: I think they've got rocks in them.

Georgia: [sitting on floor] Come on, boys. Erect me.

Ethan: She has glutten pains shooting out her eyeballs.

Georgia: It's a glass... bedpan?

Lilly: Crystal bowl. It's classy.

Lilly: I brought you a gift

Georgia: It's lovely.

Lilly: How do you know?

Georgia: The ribbon and the paper.

Simon: Do you need to call someone or are you a surprise?

Rachel: I would. My mother cut my phone service off. She's a gem.

[tosses phone out of car]

Rachel: Surprise. Saddling up your truck?

Harlan: Now I had it figured that you'd done away with Simon, buried his body and taken off for the city with his cash and car.

Rachel: And leave you alive?

Harlan: Just how disturbed are you?

Rachel: I prefer "unique."

Simon: I wasn't really going anywhere.

Rachel: That's where I'm going.

Simon: Where?

Rachel: Anywhere.

Simon: Well, I was going there alone.

Rachel: Well, now you're not. Consider yourself very lucky.

Simon: I would if you weren't here.

Rachel: Consider yourself stuck.

Simon: I don't like to talk.

Rachel: Perfect. I don't like to listen.

Georgia: Traveled all the way from San Francisco, Califonia smelling of smoke, but she doesn't smoke.

Lilly: Ok, mother, caught me.

Georgia: Save the lies for something more important than cancer.

Lilly: When Dad was dying, nearly dead, did you ever miss a meal? Eat late? Eat early?

Georgia: No, same time. Alone. I could turn the radio on.

Lilly: You're a minute late. Enjoy your meal. I'm gonna wait for Rachel.

Georgia: Life is much less of a surprise when it's all timed down.

Lilly: You don't know where you're going.

Rachel: Yes, I do.

Lilly: You don't know where you are.

Rachel: Yes, I do. I'm in hell.

Rachel: You know, if you weren't such a nutcase, then we could've flown here like normal people and been done with this sh*t. You won, ok? You won. I'm out of your life.

Lilly: No one has won.

Rachel: I am out of your life. Now if you please, would you just get out of mine?

[bangs purse on car hood]

Rachel: This has nothing to do with him.

Simon: This has everything to do with him. He tried to take away all the things that would let you love me without being in my bed, like a friend or a father. This has everything to do with him. This is about knowing the difference between right and wrong, between the truth and a lie. He took that from you. And if you can't tell the difference, then you can't trust anyone. And if you can't trust, you can't love.

Rachel: What's it like to be so sure of yourself?

Arnold: How many lies have I told?

Georgia: Oh, please. You're a lawyer!

Rachel: Try and jerk me around, Grandma.

Georgia: Go fuck yourself.

Georgia: [hitting Arnold with a baseball bat] You're going to eat this

[soap]

Georgia: and drive or else I'm going to dismantle your car.

Georgia: [after getting into a fight with Lilly on the lawn and she loses her bra] You lost your...

[holds her bra out]

Lilly: My mind?

Georgia: I'll go get the booze, you stay here.