G-Force Quotes

Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. *WOOOHOO!*

[jumps in RC car over toys]

Blaster: But I love it.

Speckles: We've got a worm to decipher.

Darwin: You're a genius.

Speckles: I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.

[slurps a rainworm hanging from the ceiling]

Ben: You all right?

Mooch: [buzzed sound] Yeah!

Ben: Good! I don't like when my fly is down.

Juarez: Blaster, don't drop a pellet.

Blaster: Too late.

Blaster: Yo, Jaurez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"? Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!

Juarez: Yes, amazing. Tell me you are not part possum.

Blaster: OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying. It was like the end of Old Yeller.

Hurley: Don't pay any attention to him. He's a quarter ferret.

Bucky: I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.

Hurley: Then why are you marked down?

Bucky: I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.

Hurley: This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.

Darwin: Blaster, do something.

Blaster: What do you suggest I do?

Mice, Mice: Poop in his hand. Poop in his hand.

Darwin: Hurley, get your butt outta my face.

Hurley: Get your face outta my butt!

Mice: Yipee, the circus.

Bucky: I hate the circus!

Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.

Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.

[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]

Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.

Hurley: Roll down the window.

Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!

Juarez: [to Penny] You try to put a bow on me, you're gonna lose a finger.

Blaster: That little girl has no idea know what she's in for!

Penny: I'm gonna put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.

Juarez: A dress? You're going to lose your whole hand!

Penny: Don't you look pretty?

Juarez: [looks at her reflection] Oh, my gosh. I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.

Blaster: Is that all you got?

Connor: Ready to go for the record?

Blaster: Maybe this would be a good time to take your medication.

Agent Trigstad: Call for backup. Tell them we're in pursuit of three guinea pigs driving mobile spheres.

Agent Carter: OK! Actually, could you make the call?

Agent Carter: You're driving angry!

Agent Trigstad: [yells] Yes, I am!

Speckles: Hello, Darwin.

Darwin: Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?

Speckles: I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.

Juarez: Speckles.

Blaster: I can't believe the mole was the mole.

Speckles: Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu. Business associate of Leonard Saber.

Darwin: You tricked Saber into helping you build Clusterstorm? How could you do this to us? I thought we were friends. I put my life on the line for you.

Leonard Saber: Yanshu was in my basement this whole time?

Ben: Yeah, and he wasn't a man. He was a mole.

Speckles: "Yanshu" is the Chinese word for mole.

Bucky: We all agreed this was my zone right.

mice: rRght.

Bucky: Bucky the mice will agree to anything,you guys are all idiots right.

mice: Right.

Blaster: Why are you dressed like guinea pig barbie.

Juarez: One more word like that and ill turn you into a smokeside of bacon.

Blaster: Well you are sizzling hot.