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[from trailer]
Earth President Richard Nixon: Row-rowoo! The tentacles are coming toward Earth and there's no stopping it. King Kong is too old to save us this time!
[looking at an old gorilla with a walker and an equally old woman in his hand]
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[from trailer]
Philip J. Fry: I'll miss you, Bender. You and your robots, take good care of Earth. Here. These are the keys to the Bermuda Triangle. Lock up when the world ends.
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[from trailer]
Bender: [Fry is about to go to heaven] Wait, let me come with you.
Philip J. Fry: I'm sorry, Bender, robots don't go to heaven.
Bender: [sobbingly] Death to humans.
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[from trailer]
Bender: Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.
[turning away from the gateway]
Bender: Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!
[gets his ass zapped by the gateway]
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[from trailer]
Turanga Leela: People of everywhere, I have shocking news!
Yivo: Hey, butt out!
Turanga Leela: These aren't tentacles, they're gentacles!
Philip J. Fry: Ewwwwwww...
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Philip J. Fry: What Bender? Is something wrong?
Bender: Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned out all leaguee-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves. Leaguee-weegies.
Philip J. Fry: Oh I'm sorry. I shoud have asked what was bothering you. I've been kind of preoccupied.
Bender: With what?
Philip J. Fry: Well, I went to another Universe and fell in love with a giant octopus; and now I'm Pope of a new religion.
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Dr. Zoidberg: I thought I was fighting for my freedom!
Professor Farnsworth: NO!
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Dr. Ogden Wernstrom: No! Not The Crackslam!
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Philip J. Fry: Yivo proposed! We're moving in with shkler!
Bender: Y-you're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.
Professor Farnsworth: Don't be daft, Bender. Yivo can't breathe outside the electric ether of shkler own universe. If shkle came here, shkle would shkluffocate.
Bender: No shklit.
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[Fry and Colleen are riding the 2-D Tunnel of Love]
Philip J. Fry: Wow, Colleen, you even look beautiful in *2*-D?
Colleen: I do? But from your perspective, I'm just a line segment.
Philip J. Fry: A really hot line segment.
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Stephen Hawking's Head: Welcome. I am the pickled head of Stephen Hawking on a way cool rocket.
Turanga Leela: Black-Hole Hawking? Wow! If I knew I was going to meet you I would have done something with my hair!
Stephen Hawking's Head: You should have.
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Philip J. Fry: I don't know if I can put my heart on the line again only to have it broken and stumped on like a nerd's face.
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Professor Farnsworth: Now I've often said "good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger; so when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is.
Hermes Conrad: Not dangerous at all?
Professor Farnsworth: Actually, quite dangerous indeed.
Hermes Conrad: That is quite dangerous!
Professor Farnsworth: Indeed.
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[last lines]
[to Fry and Leela, as he hugs them]
Bender: I love you meatbags!
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Professor Farnsworth: Don't listen to a word he says!
Dr. Ogden Wernstrom: But I'm agreeing with you!
Professor Farnsworth: I'll make you eat those words!
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Zapp Brannigan: Hell of a thing, sending another universe to certain doom. Lots of fun, though. Makes a man feel big.
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Bender: What's the matter? Did someone die or something?
Turanga Leela: Kif died, Bender.
Bender: Yes! Nailed it!
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Bender: Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone!
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Yivo: I should go now. The nature of your universe is burning me... even worse than my gonorrhea. You should get checked by the way.
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Colleen: Sorry I've been taking up so much of Fry's time. He's just so interesting. Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?
Professor Farnsworth: Oh my, yes. 5.1 pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes.
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Earth President Richard Nixon: If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Let's cut this turd loose!
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Stephen Hawking's Head: In conclusion, I understand nothing about the anomaly, even after cashing the huge check for writing a book about it.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Enjoying the paradise] Eureka! Another elementary proof of the Goldbach conjecture
[one of the oldest unsolved problems in mathematics]
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Philip J. Fry: Yivo is the lover of all beings, male and female. But Yivo has no gender, thus Yivo has proclaimed that instead of "he" or "she," we are to use the word "shklee." And instead of "him" or "her," we are to use the word "shklim," or "shkler."
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Turanga Leela: People of everywhere, I have shocking news.
Yivo: Hey, butt out! This is between me and everyone else in existence.
Turanga Leela: Yivo talks a lot about love, but what he's actually doing...
Hermes Conrad: What shklee's actually doing.
Turanga Leela: ...is mating with you! These aren't tentacles. They're genticles.
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Bender: Love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy.
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Extended Reading
Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Director: Peter Avanzino
Language: English Release date: June 24, 2008