Hermes Conrad: Bender, are you crazy?

Bender: Nooo, it's Fry who's crazy in this one!
Philip J. Fry: Bite my shiny metal hat!
[from trailer]

LaBarbara Conrad: From now on, you make your *own* Manwiches!
Bender: [calling to Planet Express ship in code talk] Green Bluebird, this is Mr. Fabulous. We are go for cheesing it.
LaBarbara Conrad: Sweet she-cattle of Seattle!

Hermes Conrad: Not your strong suit woman!
Philip J. Fry: Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?
Bender: [First lines] Mars Vegas, the eternal city.

Leo Wong: [Leo Wong pushes a TNT plunger that destroys the entire city] Two, one, zero!

Bender: Rest in hell, Crapville!
Fanny: Oh, Bender, your lips are intoxicating. It's like kissing an ashtray full of hot wings.
Bender: I'm so full of luck, it's shootin' out like luck diarrhea.
Philip J. Fry: Aren't you going to look at your cards?

Bender: Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill.
Philip J. Fry: Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me.
Zapp Brannigan: Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again.
Hutch: The fate of the universe depends on you.

Philip J. Fry: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Leo Wong: Come back when New Vegas opens, I give you all free rooms, free dinner and free tickets to Celine Dion.

Bender: Lose the Celine Dion tickets and you got yourself a deal!
Turanga Leela: It's amazing! It's like a text book on evolution.

Philip J. Fry: Except in Kansas.
Zapp Brannigan: Bender here's identified the femdido commander as my ex-lover Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at.

President Richard Nixon: And he's willing to fink her out for a few simoleons?

Bender: It's not about the money, Nixon, though I'd like much more. It's 'cause Leela's a threat. A threat to my reputation~ She's committed 30 felonies in 12 star systems. If no one stops her, she'll break my record for longest rap sheet.

President Richard Nixon: That's a despicable motive, Bender, and I respect it.

Bender: Gracias.
Chief Justice Dogg: The charges against y'all femditos is murder, mayhem, vandalism, kidnapping and resisting arrest. Damn! The big five. You may now make your opening "what you gots to say for yourselves".

Turanga Leela: May it please the court.

[Dogg bangs his gavel]

Turanga Leela: I mean, may it plizzle the cozizzle.
President Richard Nixon: The one secret they never suspected was that I really did stage the moon landing... on Venus!
Randy: What's happening out there?

Sal: Something Wondersful!
Philip J. Fry: So what's with the obnoxious, shrieking voices? Are my fillings picking up The View?
Frida Waterfall: I'm dead. I'm dead. Eat only natural white-grain bread.