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Joe Lynch: OK, what asshole couldn't get on the chair right?
Guy on Chairlift #1: What the hell?
Guy on Chairlift #2: Dude!
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[first lines]
Joe Lynch: I don't see her.
Dan Walker: The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes.
Parker O'Neil: Are you sure about this?
Dan Walker: Yeah yeah, works all the time. Besides, this lady loves Lynch. Loves him.
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Joe Lynch: [trying to pass time] What did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire say to her dad when she lost her virginity?
Dan Walker: Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros.
Joe Lynch: Yup.
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Parker O'Neil: Okay then, Lynch, what *is* the worst way to die?
Joe Lynch: What...
Parker O'Neil: No, no, no, you have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?
Joe Lynch: That's easy. The Sarlacc pit.
Parker O'Neil: I'm sorry, the what?
Joe Lynch: The Sarlacc pit. From "Return of the Jedi". Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over a thousand years - worst death ever.
Dan Walker: [in a mocking whiny voice] Dan, why don't I ever have a girlfriend? Why?
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[last lines]
Dan Walker: [echoing voice] You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay.
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Parker O'Neil: I am not waiting till we get back to campus to eat. I am starving.
Dan Walker: Why didn't you just eat some of that pizza?
Parker O'Neil: Oh, that cardboard with tomato sauce you guys ate? That's not pizza. That's like roller-skating-rink-birthday-party pizza. No.
Joe Lynch: There's a Papa Gino's in the way back. It's like 15 minutes down the mountain.
Parker O'Neil: Sweet. I may eat a whole real pizza myself, thank you.
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[Parker lights a cigarette and begins smoking, Joe sniffs]
Joe Lynch: Can you guys smell that fresh mountain air? It smells a bit like... cancer.
Parker O'Neil: You know what? I am so sick of potheads, giving me shit about smoking butts.
Joe Lynch: At least pot does something for you.
Parker O'Neil: Oh.
Joe Lynch: Yes, cigarettes are just gross, especially in the cold. They stick to you. You smell like an ashtray, an old man's used floss.
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Parker O'Neil: The sun feels good.
Joe Lynch: First we're freezing, now we're gonna get sunburned. Be careful what you wish for, right?
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