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Crazy Ralph: [to Jeff and Sandra] I told the others, they didn't believe me. You're all doomed. You're all doomed.
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Paul: These kids smoke better dope than I do.
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Deputy Winslow: You're gonna have to keep your people away from that place, Holt. It's condemned. Next time I catch anybody over there, I'm gonna have to run them in.
Jeff: Uh, he told us that...
Paul: I'll handle this, Jeff.
Deputy Winslow: Might even get a warrant against you.
Paul: Oh, really?
Deputy Winslow: [to Paul] Look, Holt. People say that what you do with these kids is great. You got a good reputation. But if I was you, I'd have located in the next county. You're too close. Things have been quiet for five years and that's the way we want to keep it.
Paul: So do I, officer. So do I.
[to Jeff and Sandra]
Paul: You two, take off. We'll talk at dinner.
Sandra: We'll never do it again, sir.
Jeff: Thanks, Mr. Holt.
Deputy Winslow: You're not even going to reprimand them? No punishment? What kind of place is this?
Paul: Ginny?
Ginny: Yes, Paul?
Paul: No seconds on dessert for Jeff and Sandra tonight.
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[Scott steps into snare and ends up hanging]
Scott: AAAH! Help!
[Teri watches, shocked, as Scott swings back]
Scott: Goddamn that Paul, him and his wilderness bullshit!
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Terri: [to Scott] I ought to let you hang, you pervert!
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Terri: [to Scott who stepped into a trap] Don't go anywhere.
Scott: Very funny.
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Vicky: What does the winner get?
Mark: What does the winner want?
Vicky: Guess.
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Ginny: Please help me!
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Ginny: Paul, there's someone in this room.
[Jason gets up to lunge at Paul]
Ginny: Paul, there's someone in this fucking room!
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Paul: I don't wanna scare anyone, but I'm gonna give it to you straight about Jason. His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned. And if you listen to the old-timers in town, they'll tell you he's still out there... some sort of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now. Stalking... stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they've even seen him... right in this area. The girl that survived that night at Camp Blood, that... Friday the 13th? She claimed she saw him. She disappeared two months later... vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it that Jason saw his mother beheaded that night... and he took his revenge. A revenge that he'll continued to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. And by now, I guess you all know we're the first to return here. Five years... five long years he's been dormant... and he's hungry. Jason's out there... watching... always on the prowl for intruders. Waiting to kill... waiting to devour... Thirsty for young blood.
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Sandra: Oh, my God, they're towing us!
Jeff: Oh, shit. Ted, I'll call you back!
[hangs up the phone while he and Sandra try to flag down the truck]
Jeff: Hey! This is my truck! This is my truck! Asshole! This is my truck!
[they chase the truck around the bend and hear laughter which causes them to stop]
Ted: [laughing] Welcome to God's country!
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[last lines]
Ginny: Paul? Paul? Where's Paul?
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Paul: Ginny, put your car on the lot, okay? This place is starting to look like a Burger King. Um, where was I?
Ted: You were about to give your "Let's keep our shit together" speech.
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[after Jeff and Mark have arm wrestled]
Vicky: Wanna take me on?
Mark: Sure. Have a seat.
[she sits across from Mark; he puts his arm]
Vicky: I only want your fingers.
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Paul: [Ginny's car isn't starting] Having trouble? You gotta treat 'em gentle. Use some of that child psychology you're majoring in. Okay, try it.
Ginny: [works after exhaust blows in his face when he tinkers with the engine] It's more fun using that child psychology on you. You're such a sucker for it.
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