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Guy: I know this world is just a game, but this place, these people, that's all I have. So I'm not gonna be the good guy. I'm gonna be a great guy.
Molotov Girl: [inhales] Wow, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
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Molotov Girl: [straddles Guy on a motorcycle during a shootout] Is that a Glock in your pocket?
Guy: [from trailer] No...
Molotov Girl: What?
Guy: It's TWO Glocks!
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[Guy intervenes in a bank robbery]
Buddy: This isn't you! You don't do this!
Guy: .... Maybe I do.
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Guy: He's just resting.
Buddy: In pieces! That man is dead!
Guy: He's so sleepy.
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Dude: Catchphrase!
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Chris Evans: [watches Guy use the Captain America shield] What the shit?
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[talking to Guy at his lowest]
Buddy: Hey, I'm here with my best friend, trying to help him through a tough time. If that ain't real, I don't know what is.
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[being told Guy is a non-playable character]
Antoine: I don't care if he's Arnold Schwarz-invader! Terminate him!
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Millie: He kissed me!
Keys: There's not a button for that!
Millie: Oh, he found the button!
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[upon learning the true nature of his reality]
Guy: IT'S ALL A LIE!
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[repeated line; to an uniformed cop]
Guy: Officer JOHNNY!
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[In the midst of fighting an enemy, Guy accidentally breaks the guy's arm at the joint]
Guy: [genuinely freaked out] Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry!
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[Guy touches a health icon and it surges through his body, healing all injuries]
Guy: Is this what recreational drugs feel like?
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[Molotov Girl is walking through Free City, quoting the NPC's lines along with them, then hums "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey to herself; Guy sees this and is entranced by her]
Molotov Girl: [quoting Guy] Don't have a good day, have a great day.
Guy: I love that song.
[She stops, turns around and eyes him suspiciously]
Molotov Girl: That's a new one.
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[Guy's routine coffee order]
Guy: Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Bank Robber #1: Everybody down on the ground !
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[Guy's catchphrase]
Guy: Don't have a good day, have a great day.
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Buddy: [about to be deleted] I've been scared my whole damn life. I'm not scared anymore.
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Buddy: He hits hard. And yet his hands are so soft.
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Dude: [upon greeting Buddy] FRIENDLY GESTURE.
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Guy: Millie, how many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
Molotov Girl: Hardly ever, Guy.
Guy: What about corpses, Mille? Do ya see a lot of those? How many an hour?
Molotov Girl: None per hour, Guy.
Guy: What about gun violence? See a lot of gun violence in your world?
Molotov Girl: Actually, that's a big problem, Guy, it's a massive problem
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Guy: Good morning, Goldie.
Guy: Good morning, Goldie.
Guy: Good fuckin' morning, Goldie!
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DanTDM: Hey everyone, Dan here, from the diamond minecart and today, I will be having a poo!
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Lazarbeam: Here's to Lazarbeam He's true blue he's a piss pot through and through
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Guy: I love you, Millie. Now maybe that's just my programming talking, but guess what? Somebody wrote that program. I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author.
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Guy: Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?
Molotov Girl: There is literally nothing lower.
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Molotov Girl: Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
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Molotov Girl: If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
Guy: Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick?
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Guy: Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?
Molotov Girl: Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
Guy: Whoa.
Molotov Girl: Bye now.
Guy: That's so much more than one. Like, 99 more.
Molotov Girl: Bye now.
Guy: Okay.
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Guy: Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us.
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Revenjamin Buttons: Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!
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Mouser: Lose the skin!
Guy: Lose...? Wha..? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
Mouser: Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing?
Guy: What?
Keys: Seriously.
Mouser: The whole thing: the face, the outfit, everything.
Guy: How?
Mouser: Ditch it! If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
Guy: Why?
Keys: And we're gonna KEEP killing you.
Guy: Still why?
Mouser: Until we do find out who you are, and then we're going to ban you for life!
Guy: Okay. I WANT to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
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Dude: There are three things I love in life:
Dude: Kicking ass
Dude: TBD
Dude: Third thing here
Free Guy Quotes
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Kamron 2022-03-26 09:01:10
Those NPCs are me! Most of the time I was eating, going to work and sleeping, and then one day I suddenly had the question of "why", so it all started, my code changed, and the mechanical life of the past also stopped. activities, which provoked a series of situations, such as resignation, such as travel, such as cycling to the park, such as boating, and even want to experience paragliding and skydiving. Ah, after watching this movie, I realized that the situation in this series is called awakening. In other words, live.
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Murray 2022-03-27 09:01:14
Mr. Tao's What a shit made me laugh yue
