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Lauren Powell: I don't care. I just found out that my person is no longer my person.
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Jesse: You're the best deal in the world. You're like a subway gift card.
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Katie Steele: You know you're not better than me. You're not better than phone sex.
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Katie Steele: Oh my gosh, you got me a gift! And it's pink!
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Jesse: You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.
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Jesse: Why would he go all the way over to Italy without you? Huh? To what? To-to-to shack up with some woman named Catalina who-who has perfect tear drop breasts and a nice Sicilian bush that smells like lavender. She makes her own pesto sauce...
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Charlie: The most exciting part of the sex that we just had was when my penis chafed by your NuvaRing.
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Lauren Powell: [Mrs. Powell presses a button on the keyboard]
[Lauren's recorded voice]
Lauren Powell: Titty fuck me.
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