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Coach Crawford: [In yellow paint] This shit is getting violent! I look like a fucking minion!
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Strickland: [From red-band trailer] What the fuck is this? Is this a practical joke?
Coach Crawford: Oh, shit.
Strickland: Don't have money for books. We got money for this new fucking...
Campbell: All you got to do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland: [to machine] Coffee.
Coach Crawford: You're going to fuck that coffee machine up.
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Strickland: Fuck the police.
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Strickland: [to student] You think this is funny? Messing with the tv with your goddamn computer telephone?
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Campbell: I'm fucking done with this shit! Strickland wants to fuck with me? Campbell's going to fuck right back!
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Strickland: Snitches get stitches.
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Campbell: Teachers can't fight!
Strickland: We're gonna handle our differences like real men.
Campbell: What differences?
Strickland: You got a job and I don't! That's the fucking difference!
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Campbell: [Grabs baseball bat] Batter up, bitch!
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Strickland: You got knocked the fuck out.
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Strickland: [to Campbell] Where you at, light roast?
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Holly: [From red band trailer, seeing vulgar sign at the fields] There's something weird about those fields.
Coach Crawford: We're staring at a giant dick.
Holly: Yeah.
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Strickland: [Repeated quote] Actions have consequences.
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Ms. Monet: [to Strickland] Fucking kill him! Fucking destroy him!
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Superintendent Johnson: I caught a halibut.
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Coach Crawford: What are you, Seabiscuit?
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Ally: Bully this, bitch!
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Campbell: [Covered in blue paint] Motherfucking little motherfucking sons of bitches!
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Campbell: [Annoying Mehar] Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
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Neil: MacBook Pro.
Campbell: I'm sorry, what?
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Ms. Monet: [to Strickland] I heard you challenged Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.
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Strickland: I'll see you at three o'clock!
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Strickland: I can't wait to fuck you up.
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Coach Crawford: Give him 85%! Right in the Flintstone!
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Campbell: Look, we can get caught up in the whole statement game. Who said what and what they meant by what they said, and what words mean when people say them, and, you know, who's making a statement and what the statement means, and whose statement has something to do with something that someone else says. And, see, statements get... You know? And then...
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Campbell: Teachers don't fight!
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Coach Crawford: He's gonna knock the sex out of you!
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Strickland: I'm gonna fight you!
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Campbell: Something occurred to me as I was being dragged down a flight of stairs by a horse on meth!
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Ally: Bully this, bitch!
[she whips Trisha the middle finger]
Fist Fight Quotes
Extended Reading
