First Name: Carmen Quotes, Classic Movie Lines

Oncle Jeannot: Nobody needs atomic bombs or plastic cups.
Carmen X: Why do men exist?
Oncle Jeannot: I know that if I stuffed my thumb into your ass while you counted to 33 C,D,E,F,G- I would get a fever.
Oncle Jeannot: Young people are crazy! They have great memories, but they forget anything. They're in a black hole.
Oncle Jeannot: No matter where or when, the classics always work.
Oncle Jeannot: Kids today are scum! They haven't invented cigarettes or blue jeans. Nothing!
Carmen X: When shit's worth money, the poor won't have assholes.
Oncle Jeannot: Mao said: "Always keeps figures in your head." Mao's been forgotten these days. Yet he was a great cook. He fed all of China.
Carmen X: We're not shit... the world is.
Joseph Bonnaffé: Loneliness forced me to be my own best friend.
Carmen X: And you?

Joseph Bonnaffé: Me? Actually, I have no friends, male or female.
Carmen X: Is your ass clean?

Joseph Bonnaffé: Mine is. And yours?

Carmen X: Mine isn't.

First Name: Carmen Quotes