Extra Ordinary Quotes

Rose Dooley: Remember what you told him on your wedding night.

Rose Dooley: No anal?

[first lines]

Vincent Dooley: Why don't we see ghosts every day? The truth is ghosts are around us all the time, but most hauntings are so small they go unnoticed. For example, a pen, a pen lid, a gravel, a trapped sound, a child's ball or balls, a wheeled bin.

[the Martins are haunted by their dead wife/mother]

Sarah Martin: We can't go on like this. If you're too scared to call someone, I'm going to call someone.

Martin Martin: Who you gonna call?

Sarah Martin: Rose Dooley, that psychic driving instructor, whatever.

Martin Martin: Those Dooleys - the whole family is mad.

Sarah Martin: You know her?

Martin Martin: No, but I used to see her father on telly. Crazy fella, goin' on about talkin' to ghosts.

Sarah Martin: Right. "Crazy father talks to ghosts".

[speaking to his manager on the phone]

Christian Winter: Bernard, old friend. We're in the final stages here. It's all been surprisingly easy. I did the incantation to summon the chosen girl and as if by, well, magic, she arrived. Oh, the book's power is really quite impressive.

[Christian enters a room where a high school-aged girl is levitating over a pentagram drawn on the floor of the room]

Christian Winter: After the sacrifice, I'll send you the new album.

[Christian enters the room and sees the girl he intended to use for as a sacrifice has exploded]

Christian Winter: Ohh! The virgin! What on God's green earth did you do?

Claudia Winter: What? I went in to ask her something and she kind of exploded and fell apart. It'll still work, yeah? I just sacrificed her a bit early.

Christian Winter: The moon is tomorrow night - the ceremony can only happen then. Now I shall have to procure another virgin!

Claudia Winter: I said, "Sorry!"

Rose Dooley: I think I might have met someone maybe.

Sailor Dooley: Wait. What?

Rose Dooley: I'm not sure but this gentleman, like, Martin - Martin Martin - when we touched there was something... I don't know what. He was only pretending that he couldn't drive so he could talk to me.

Sailor Dooley: Oh, pretending is good. Go, Martin. So, what did he want to talk about?

Rose Dooley: Oh, his wife. She's dead, but she's still into him.

Sailor Dooley: Oh, for fuck sake, one of them. That's easy. Do an ex-wifeism.

Rose Dooley: Sailor! You know I can't do that.

Sailor Dooley: Why, Rose? What's the worst that can happen?

Rose Dooley: I kill him with my supernatural powers and leave his daughter to face life alone.

Sailor Dooley: Fair enough.

[Rose is packing herb, potions and magic books from her father's library to due battle with Sarah who is possessed by a demon]

Rose Dooley: Rose, you can do this now. Just go over there, save the girl, don't slaughter anybody again, yeah, fall in love, get the guy and be home in time for a something to eat... maybe something light like a yogurt or something.

Rose Dooley: We need ectoplasm. It's this type of goo that ghosts leave behind when they go off to the spirit world.

Martin Martin: Like in 'Ghostbusters'.

Rose Dooley: Oh, I haven't read that.

Rose Dooley: Hello, sleepy head. You up?

Martin Martin: Oh, I'm sorry. Turns out taking a ghost into your body and puking up their ectoplasm when your daughter is under a satanic levitation spell will take it out of you.

[Rose happily greets various possessed objects as she drives through town]

Rose Dooley: Hello, toaster. Hello, branch. Hello, old ghost lady.

Old Woman: Hello.

Rose Dooley: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were dead.

[Rose is giving Christian a driving lesson]

Rose Dooley: Yes, that is the clutch, now press down with your left foot... Your other left.

[Rose refuses to help Martin because she made a mistake with a magic spell that caused her father's death]

Martin Martin: Rose, I know you think I'm crazy... .

Rose Dooley: I don't think you're crazy but, actually, I think that you're scared of what your life would be like without her.

Martin Martin: Yes, I'm scared! I am afraid and I'm fine with that. If you don't help me, Sarah is going to die - that's all I meant. But this wouldn't be making a mistake; this would be not even trying.

Martin Martin: Sarah! What have you done to her?

Rose Dooley: Yeah and give me back my scrunchy!

Christian Winter: Can't I just sacrifice a virgin in peace?

Astaroth the Demon: You have broken our contract. Now we will feast on your soul!

Christian Winter: I-I-I sent you a virgin. I followed instructions, my lord.

Astaroth the Demon: Did you really think you could deceive us?

[points at Sarah]

Astaroth the Demon: She is no virgin!

Christian Winter: What?

Martin Martin: What? Yes she is.

Sailor Dooley: Uh-oh.

Martin Martin: Sarah, is that true?

Sarah Martin: Ahh...

Martin Martin: My precious flower...

Sailor Dooley: Deflowered more like, Martin

[last lines]

[holding an engagement ring]

Martin Martin: Rose Dooley, will you marry me?

Rose Dooley: No.

Vincent Dooley: [Martin and Rose watching an old recording of her father, Vincent] Hello! I'm Vincent Dooley. This week, I'm visiting the O'Callaghan farm in West Cork, investigating a gloating.

Martin Martin: Gloating?

Rose Dooley: Yeah, a goat floating.