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Patrick: The forecast for tonight is cold.
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Soldier: Open the door.
Jack: I don't think that's a good idea.
Soldier: [Steps off the bus] Okay, Close the door behind me...
[creature attacks]
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Patrick: [as Patrick] How you doing, John Doe?
Patrick: [as John Doe] I'm doing good, Patrick, really good.
Patrick: [as Patrick] And so tell me, John, are you happy?
Patrick: [as John Doe] Of course, Patrick, why wouldn't I be?
Patrick: [as Patrick] Well, maybe because you haven't talked to anybody for nine years.
Patrick: [as Patrick] Besides your stupid dog.
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Lu: What about geography? Did you know about geography? Let's see. In what country is the Great Wall of China?
Patrick: [acting] Oh, gosh. Uh, Mexico.
Lu: Nope. China. And do you know what language they speak there?
Patrick: [pretending to think] Uh... Chinese.
Lu: Very good. And do you know what the population is?
Patrick: Right now?
[Jack snorts, Patrick chuckles in response and the two begin to laugh]
Lu: [confused] What is it? What's so funny? Why are you laughing?
[Patrick and John are laughing harder]
Patrick: Oh, shit.
Lu: Dad, he said a swear word! If you swear, people will think badly of you! Right, Dad?
Jack: [laughing] I know. I know.
Patrick: They will. It's pretty important what people think about us right now.
[laughs]
Jack: Yeah. Well, especially the Chinese! Goddamn Chine...
[the two men lose themselves in hysterical laughter]
Extinction Quotes
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Thea 2022-03-24 09:03:23
Just enjoy the wasteland
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Millie 2022-03-25 09:01:19
Watching Clara Lago familiar, played the "dark side" La cara oculta (2011). The mysterious virus broke out, people were infected one after another, and the "people" who survived became extremely scary https://www.bilibili.com/video/av52351953
