Entrapment Quotes

Gin: You stole my suitcase?

Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me.

Gin: I said this is called entrapment.

Mac: No, actually it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.

Mac: Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it.

Gin: What are you doing here?

Mac: I'm going to ask you some questions. If I don't like your answers, you're going out the window. Why are you following me?

Gin: I've got a proposition for you.

Mac: How do I know that you're not a cop?

Gin: I-I don't know. You-You're just going to have to trust me.

Mac: Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.

Mac: I have absolutely no reason to believe anything you say.

Gin: But you want to.

Gin: Look what you've done to that beautiful car!

Mac: Thank God it's not mine.

Gin: Is all this paid for?

Mac: With blood.

Gin: I'm not who you think I am, Mac.

Mac: I hope not. For your sake.

Mac: What's the job?

Gin: Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust.

Mac: You are the most beautiful crook I've ever seen.

Gin: Why, thank you kind sir.

Mac: I don't like surprises.

Gin: Trust me, there won't be any.

Mac: Trust me, there always are surprises.

Gin: I give you the world's tallest building.

Mac: And we're going to steal it?

Mac: Give me the spanner!

Gin: The what?

Mac: The wrench!

Aaron Thibadeaux: Wanna tell me why my Jaguar looks like you drove it off a fuckin' cliff?

Mac: Thibadeaux, I'm awfully sorry.

Aaron Thibadeaux: You own me 140 G's.

Mac: How about a $40 million Chinese mask?

[repeated line]

Gin: It was perfect!

Mac: Has there ever been anyone you couldn't manipulate, beguile or seduce?

Gin: No.

Gin: I stole the Rembrandt.

[pause]

Gin: Mac! I stole the Rembrandt.

Mac: ...and I painted the Sistine Chapel.

Gin: Oh come on! Ask me how I did it.

Mac: So how'd you do it?

Gin: I came in from the roof. I dropped twenty floors down on a McNeel descender.

Mac: Well, you must be one hell of a climber.

Gin: I am a hell of a climber.

[begins to scale the side of the room]

Gin: I am, one, hell of a climber.

Gin: Preparing pressure switch neutralization device.

[removes chewing gum from her mouth and covers the pressure switch with it]

[a train passes and Gin appears on the opposite platform]

Mac: How did you do it?

Gin: I jumped trains mid-station. When the train slowed down I just... It was perfect.

Mac: Was it now?

Gin: [starts walking along the platform] You know what, Mac? I don't want to hold the record alone.

Mac: No?

Gin: I need your help on another job.

Mac: Wow. The crown jewels or something?

Gin: [smiling] No! Come on! Too easy.

[last lines]

[a train passes and Mac disappears off the opposite platform]

Gin: [calls] Mac?

[playing]

Gin: Mac.

[louder]

Gin: Mac!

Mac: [appears behind Gin] What?

Gin: [turns around smiling] So what do you think?

Mac: About what?

Gin: About my idea?

Mac: [gives it quick thought] It's doable.

[Gin grabs Mac and he embraces her; another train passes and they disappear off the platform, appearing on board the train]

Gin: Where do you sleep?

Mac: Why?

Gin: Just in case I need anything.

Aaron Thibadeaux: Where's the honey?

Mac: In the loch, training. I told her I swim for an hour everyday; so, she'll do it for two.

Aaron Thibadeaux: So, when is it we do the dirty?

Mac: Maybe we should wait a bit. She's got a bigger job after this one.

Aaron Thibadeaux: This is big enough, Mac.

Mac: It's never big enough.

Gin: [Putting a rose boutineer in Mac's tux lapel] So I'll recognize you. I wouldn't want to go home with a wrong man by mistake now, would I?

Mac: It is a masked ball. We all go - as someone else.

Mac: Happy millennium!

Gin: That was - perfect.