Enter the Warriors Gate Quotes

  • Zhoo: Jack Bronson, I need your help.

    Jack: For what?

    Zhoo: I need you to guard the most precious treasure of the Empire.

    Jack: Excuse me?

  • Zhoo: [putting his sword to Jack's throat] Anyone who touches the Princess dies. That is the rule.

    Jack: No exceptions?

    Zhoo: There is no point in having a rule if you have an exception.

    Jack: Some... times... it's good to be a little flexible.

  • Su Lin: I'm hungry, Jack. Bring me swallow nest soup, mmm, roasted snail - the big kind - oh, and duck tongues in a hot chili sauce. Mm-hm.

    Zhoo: I'll see what I can do.

  • Zhoo: Never wake a sleeping wizard.

    Jack: Why? I'll get my head chopped off?

    Zhoo: Yes. How did you know?

    Jack: Lucky guess. What is it with you people and chopping off heads? I mean really.

    Zhoo: It's effective.

  • [Jack mentions Disneyland]

    Zhoo: So what's in Disneyland?

    Jack: A lot of princesses.

    Zhoo: Oh?

    Jack: Chinese one, too.

  • Jack: Dudes, I'm-I'm looking for the princess. Know where she is?