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Joe: You're mad.
Jed: That's what they said about Jesus once.
Joe: They also said it about a lot of mad people.
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Jed: [singing] God only knows where I'd be without you...
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Jed: Hey, come on. Look, I was just having a bit of fun, come on.
Joe: Fuck off.
Jed: I was just trying to cheer you up, Joe.
Joe: Fuck off.
Jed: I was just trying to cheer you up. Come on, Joe, Jo-Jo.
Joe: [Grabs Jed and shoves him up against the wall] Listen to me, listen to me. If you ever, ever, ever fucking bother me again, if you ever come anywhere fucking near me, I wil follow you, I will find you and I will gut you like a fucking fish, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Jed: You started this, you made this happen. Why don't you admit it? You pretend it's not happening, nothing's happening? YOU FUCK! Giving me all your secret fucking signals so that I come towards you! Why don't you leave me alone, eh? What do you want? What do you want? I love you! I love you! And now you're trying to fucking DESTROY ME!
[singing and walking away]
Jed: GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT YOU!
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Frank: If you want to turn two people into two-headed fire-breathing dragons overnight, just put rings on their fingers.
Rachel: Shhhhhh!
Joe: No, he's right.
Joe: Cos you-re a fucking expert aren't you?
Joe: When you're not sexing up the au pair to within an inch of her life, you're a fucking authority!
Joe: And when you're not marching on Poland, you're a fucking sage, aren't you pal?
Joe: Tell me something, tell me something, cos I always wanted to know this.
Joe: Don't you ever tire of letting your dick do the thinking?
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Joe: [lookin' up from the baby] She smiled at me.
Rachel: Don't get excited. She's just hungry. It's biology, remember.
Joe: No, it's not. It's not biology. It's fantastic.
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[first lines]
Joe: Wow...
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[last lines]
Joe: I'm still... I still...
Claire: Don't, Joey.
Joe: I made it so complicated, and... And it doesn't need to be complicated. It's not complicated. It's really... I don't know what to say.
Claire: Don't say anything... Don't say anything...
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Joe: When we say we're in love, what does it mean? Could it be that this complex, dazzling, transformative feeling is just an illusion? Could it be just a trick? A trick played on us by nature just to make us fuck? We imagine that love is meaningful. But, could it in fact be... meaningless?
Enduring Love Quotes
Extended Reading
