Father Kovak: Do you believe in God?

Jericho Cane: Maybe once, not anymore.

Father Kovak: What happened?

Jericho Cane: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.
Father Kovak: He was doing God's work.

Jericho Cane: So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?
Father Kovak: You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.

Jericho Cane: I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.

Father Kovak: Wait a few days.
Bobby Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.
Bobby Chicago: What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?
Bobby Chicago: Well, it's official: I'm never sleeping again. Ever.
Bobby Chicago: I didn't realize you knew where the public library was, let alone had a library card.
The Man: Where was God? He could have stopped it. Instead he fucked you and made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt.
The Man: Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."
Satan: How do you expect to defeat me when you are but a man, and I am forever?
Jericho Cane: Who the fuck are you?

The Man: Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.
Jericho Cane: Fuck... you!

[throws Satan out of a few-stories-high window]
The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey, I like the shirt.

Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] Screw you, man!

[Skates into the road]

The Man: [Whispers] Hey, kid.

[the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]

The Man: Nice shirt.
[about God]

The Man: Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just has a good publicist, that's all.
Jericho Cane: Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.
The Man: Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.

Jericho Cane: Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!

The Man: You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.
Cardinal: We're not afraid to die for our cause.

Jericho Cane: Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you!
The Man: Just tell me what you want.

Jericho Cane: I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to Hell.

The Man: Well, you see, the problem is...

[grabs Jericho and lifts him]

The Man: ... sometimes Hell comes to YOU!
Jericho Cane: They're not real.

The Man: Would that matter?

Jericho Cane: Oh, yes.

The Man: I think you need a reminder of how painful reality can be.
Father Kovak: We can't prevent evil by doing evil!
The Man: [to cardinal] For a thousand years you've waited for my return. Behold, you have failed. And with your dying breath, you will bear witness to the End of Days.
The Man: [to police guard] The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Do not forget who it is you serve.
[Chicago and Jericho find a pentagram traced in red]

Bobby Chicago: I don't think this is paint.
Bobby Chicago: Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?

Jericho Cane: Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.
Jericho Cane: They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Jericho Cane: Take it easy... we're the good guys.
Old Man: [after sniffing Jericho]

Old Man: You have much hatred and vengeance in your heart... you may pass.
Jericho Cane: Sky Two, get the fuck down here, now!
Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.

Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?
Christine York: I've seen him in my dreams. They're nightmares, really. In the dreams, he takes me, and makes love to me.
The Man: [speaking to Christine] You think I came here to hurt you? I didn't come here to hurt you. I came here to love you. Give yourself to me.
Jericho Cane: Easy on the hardware.
Jericho Cane: [somewhat surprised] You're bleeding.

Bobby Chicago: Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!

Jericho Cane: I just needed to find out!

Bobby Chicago: You found out, okay?

Jericho Cane: Stop being such a pussy!

Bobby Chicago: Pussy? Come on!

Jericho Cane: It's just a scratch.
Father Kovak: Satan's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist.
Jericho Cane: I found something.

Bobby Chicago: Can you see what it is?

Jericho Cane: His tongue. He must have cut it out himself.

Bobby Chicago: Okay. And why is it someone would cut out their own tongue?

Jericho Cane: To keep from talking.
Jericho Cane: [reading one of the Revelations] "I have seen the earth laid to waste. I have seen the horror to come. Is it a sin to wish you were never born? The thousand years have ended. 20: 7"

Bobby Chicago: It ends in a football score. That's nice.
Jericho Cane: Marge? Marge! Over here, we need your help!

[notices Marge and a cop pointing their guns at him and Christine]

Jericho Cane: Hey, easy with the hardware!

Jericho Cane: [Marge and the police officer shoot at Jericho's direction] Jesus, Marge! What the fuck?

Detective Marge Francis: It's okay, Jer. We just want the girl.

Jericho Cane: Can you tell me what the hell is going on here?

Christine York: I don't know.

Jericho Cane: I don't believe you.

Jericho Cane: [to Marge] Alright, I'm coming out.

Detective Marge Francis: Drop out the gun.

Christine York: Please don't leave me. Please.

Cop at Thomas': Hands on your head.

Jericho Cane: What?

Cop at Thomas': Hands on your head. Now!

Jericho Cane: What do you want with her, Marge, huh? Why is she so important?

Detective Marge Francis: Just the girl. You can kill him.

[Jericho shoots Marge and the police officer]

End of Days Quotes

Extended Reading

End of Days short comments

Nathan 2022-03-25 09:01:09

Satan must find someone to give birth to a demon to start his era. This setting is too old-fashioned. The director frantically rendered the religious atmosphere, but it was all offset by Schwarzenegger's fists and gunfire. After all, who can use a grenade to hit Satan with religion. Finally, the battle of Satan caught up with the zombies. I like the two scenes that show Satan's desire for women. That was totally the venting of the id. It can be seen that everyone has Satan in their hearts.
Damon 2022-04-22 07:01:30

When you have no fear in you, you are not afraid of the devil.