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Alex: So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
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Girl in Cafeteria: What are you writing?
Alex: Uh, this? It's my plan.
Girl in Cafeteria: For what?
Alex: Oh, you'll see.
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John McFarland: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Alex: Get the fuck out and don't come back! Some heavy shit's going down!
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[last lines]
Alex: Eeney... Meeney... Meiny... Moe... Catch a... Tiger... By its... Toe...
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Alex: Most importantly, have fun, man.
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[first lines]
Mr. McFarland: What? Hey! Where are you going? Come here.
John McFarland: Oh, my God, Dad.
Mr. McFarland: Get in the car. You're gonna be late for school. Come on.
John McFarland: Mom's gonna kill you.
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[last lines]
Nathan: You're fuckin' sick. Don't do this.
Alex: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
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Acadia: Hello.
John McFarland: [startled] Hi.
Acadia: What's wrong?
John McFarland: Nothing.
Acadia: You were crying.
John McFarland: [shrugs] Yeah.
Acadia: Is it something bad?
John McFarland: ...I don't know.
[Acadia kisses John on the cheek]
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Alex: [after Eric gets into the shower with him] Well this is it. We're gonna die today. I've never even kissed anyone before, have you?
[Alex and Eric start kissing each other]
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John McFarland: Excuse me sir, don't go in there!
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Eric: I ain't putting shit down!
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[We've been following Benny down the hallway and watch as he comes upon Eric berating and standing over Mr. Luce]
Eric: Yeah, you did, and I should shoot you right now for it, you know I should. But I think I just might let you live, maybe, because I want you to know this... and the next kids that come up to you with their problems... that they're being picked on, you should listen to them... no matter what twisted shit they say.
Eric: [Turns and shoots Benny through the heart] Fuck! Anyway, Mr. Luce, whatever. You know there's other like us out there, too. And they will kill you if you fuck with them like you did me and Gerry. Get out of here, before I change my mind. Go!
Eric: [Mr. Luce gets up and runs for his life. Eric changes his mind and shoots him down] Bitch!
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Alex: [to Eric] The kids will be coming in all directions and we'll be able to pick them off one by one.
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Alex: So how did you do?
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