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Morty Smith: Who are they?
Rick Sanchez: Crystal poachers, there's no lower form of life. They think the galaxies our own personal piggy bank.
Morty Smith: Wait then, what are we?
Rick Sanchez: We are Rick & Morty.
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[Morty is driving Rick's spaceship, rather recklessly, so that he can follow a destiny to die in Jessica's arms]
Rick Sanchez: Morty, you know outer space is up, right?
Morty Smith: Yeah, yeah. I'm just, uh, following... my... instincts.
Rick Sanchez: Will you just go up?
[grabs at controls]
Morty Smith: Stop! You're gonna make me die wrong!
Rick Sanchez: Wait a minute, what? Morty, do you have a death crystal in your pocket?
Morty Smith: No... Maybe.
Rick Sanchez: You little monster! I thought you were masturbating!
Morty Smith: And you took that in stride?
Rick Sanchez: You rather I address it?
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Rick: I'm a fucking god now!
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Rick Sanchez: So, ah, wh-what are we doing?
Morty Smith: [Pointing a gun at Rick] Stop asking questions. Stop doing meta-commentary. Just have fun. We're going on a simple, fun, classic adventure.
Rick Sanchez: Okay, y'know what? It would really help if you could just say anything other than what you don't want.
Morty Smith: I like Mr Meeseeks.
Rick Sanchez: Okay, now we're talking. Y'know what, I usually keep a Meeseeks box in my glove compartment. So maybe Fascist Rick does too.
[Morty opens glove compartment and takes out Meeseeks box]
Rick Sanchez: Ah, well look at that, now we're doing something we've done before.
[Rick presses on box, Meeseeks appears]
Mr Meeseeks: I'm Mr Meeseeks!
Rick Sanchez: [Points at Morty] Kill this Nazi prick!
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Rick Sanchez: Hey Morty, quick favor...
Morty Smith: What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.
Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat Quotes
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