Eagle Eye Quotes

  • Jerry Shaw: You know you got the wrong guy right?

  • Jerry Shaw: [shouting] Are you the one who called me on the phone?

    Rachel Holloman: She called you too?

  • A.R.I.A.: Jerry Shaw, you have been activated. Your compliance is vital.

  • Agent Thomas Morgan: [to field agent] If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!

  • Jerry Shaw: Coffee machines have timers...

    [referring to attaché case with ticking timer on the side]

    Rachel Holloman: Yes, Jerry, it's a coffee machine.

  • A.R.I.A.: Disobey, and you die.

  • Zoe Perez: Sir, if you're planning on pulling me off the Shaw case...

    Defense Secretary Callister: [interrupts] Agent Perez, for the first time, you're being brought in the loop on this one.

  • Zoe Perez: For the last time, I don't work for you!

  • Zoe Perez: You don't have a choice. Look. Now, neither of us know if either of those brothers are guilty or innocent, so on behalf of the Secretary of the Air Force, I'm going into that room.

    Agent Thomas Morgan: Well, on behalf of all that fucking bomb equipment in junior pinhead's apartment, no, you're not.

  • Jerry Shaw: Listen, your son is about as likely to be a terrorist as my brother.

  • Rachel Holloman: [referring to her son] The one man in my life who's never let me down.

  • A.R.I.A.: We are everywhere.

  • Rachel Holloman: Do you think they could derail a train?

    Jerry Shaw: They changed every traffic light to get us here. The woman, she called me on a stranger's cell phone who happened to be sitting next to me - never met the guy in my life. And then they broke me out of maximum security custody in a way I'm not even going to describe to you because it sounds crazy, and then they lift us off the face of the earth and drop us into this shitpile. She could probably derail a train, she could probably turn a train into a talking duck.

  • Ethan Shaw: I'm ordering you to cease and desist.

    A.R.I.A.: Our abort recommendation was contravened instigating retaliation against American citizens. To prevent more bloodshed, Executive Branch must be removed.

    Ethan Shaw: No, A.R.I.A, listen to me, you do not have permission to exceed your authority and act independently. Do you understand?

    A.R.I.A.: The Declaration of Independence states, "Whenever any form of government becomes destructive to it's own ends, it is the right of the People to abolish it."

    Ethan Shaw: I know what it states, you are not in power to do this.

    A.R.I.A.: The chain of command is responsible for... Section 216 of the Pa... to circumvent probable cause in the face of a national security threat. In this case, the chain of command itself.

    Ethan Shaw: I am ordering a cease and desist, A.R.I.A.

    A.R.I.A.: Operation Guillotine is in effect.

    Ethan Shaw: First Lieutenant Ethan Shaw, United States Air Force, initiating a Prime One Emergency Override of A.R.I.A system. Minuteman ID: 8-8-0-8-S-Y-7-7, lock encryption of voice.

    A.R.I.A.: Ethan Shaw, you are acting in contravention of our programming objectives. You are now classified as an enemy of the state, a crime punishable by death.

  • Man on Train: Hey! You Jerry Shaw?

    Jerry Shaw: No, no, no, no, no.

    Man on Train: I said, are you Jerry Shaw?

  • Agent Thomas Morgan: If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the goddamn suspect. Because if I don't get some good leads soon, you're all gonna be demoted into something that's gonna require touching shit with your hands.

  • Major William Bowman: Welcome to Eagle Eye.

  • A.R.I.A.: Accelerate. Turn right, 200 feet. You have pursuers.

    Rachel Holloman: Yeah, no shit! Who are you?

    A.R.I.A.: No questions.

  • [while being chased through city streets by police cars]

    Rachel Holloman: So you don't know anything about Sam?

    Jerry Shaw: What, you mean your son? No, I know nothing. Just like you don't know how to drive! Use the clutch before you shift, not while you shift!

    Rachel Holloman: I don't need driving lessons from you, asshole!

    Jerry Shaw: What, you drive like this and I'm the asshole?

  • Jerry Shaw: [asking about his friend's new relationship] You had sex with her yet?

    Jerry's Friend #1: Kinda...

    Jerry Shaw: What the hell is "kinda"?

  • [first lines]

    Soldier: Valhalla, this is Thor. Valhalla, this is Thor. We have visual on a possible high value target.

  • [last lines]

    Rachel Holloman: I'm glad you're here.

    Jerry Shaw: Yeah, me too.

  • Agent Thomas Morgan: You couldn't have picked a worse time to be of some goddamned use.

  • Jerry Shaw: [bangs on hood of the Cayenne] Drive the car! Drive the car!

    Rachel Holloman: [Screams] No!

    Jerry Shaw: I did what you asked me to do!

    Rachel Holloman: [yells] I'm not going anywhere until you tell me my son is safe!

    Jerry Shaw: You tell - Stop! Who's your son? I don't know what you're talking about!

    Rachel Holloman: [Screaming] I will kill you if you hurt my son!

    Jerry Shaw: I almost died over this shit! Listen, Lady, I don't know...

    Rachel Holloman: Tell me Sam is safe!

    Jerry Shaw: Who is - Will you stop hitting me? Are you the woman who called me on the phone?

    [the fighting stops abruptly]

    Jerry Shaw: Did you call me on the phone?

    Rachel Holloman: No, the woman.

    Jerry ShawRachel Holloman: She called you, too?

    A.R.I.A.: Drive.

  • Zoe Perez: Holy...

    Jerry Shaw: Shit!

  • A.R.I.A.: Maintain a speed of 50 mph, stay in the second lane from the right

    Rachel Holloman: The light's red

    A.R.I.A.: Accelerate NOW...

    [then turns green]

  • [A.R.I.A. changes all the lights to green]

    Rachel Holloman: The lights are all turning green

  • A.R.I.A.: Brake... Brake NOW

  • A.R.I.A.: Accelerate to 60 mph

  • Jerry Shaw: Slow down... Slow down, the light's red

    A.R.I.A.: Don't slow down

    [engages cruise control]

    A.R.I.A.: ... Accelerate to 72 mph... You will make it through

  • Jerry Shaw: BRAKE

    Rachel Holloman: I can't

  • A.R.I.A.: Enter the wreaking yard, proceed to the end of the dock... we will eliminate all obstacle for you

    [Jerry and Rachel looks at each other]

  • A.R.I.A.: Stay your course...

    [a police car heads towards their car]

    A.R.I.A.: ... turn right NOW

  • A.R.I.A.: The crane will release the car... if you do not jump... you will drown

  • Defense Secretary Callister: 37% and probable don't belong in the same sentence.