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Smut: The object of this game is to dare to fall with a noose around your neck from a place sufficiently high enough off the ground, such that the fall will hang you. The object of the game is to punish those who have caused great unhappiness by their selfish actions. This is the best game of all, because the winner is also the loser, and the judge's decision is always final.
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Cissie Colpitts 1: The flies are settling on him.
Madgett: Well, shoo them off. Use a newspaper.
Cissie Colpitts 1: Madgett, I'm in need of legal aid, not a flyswatter.
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Cissie Colpitts 1: [looking at the sleeping body of her son-in-law] Do *all* fat men have little penises?
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Cissie Colpitts 2: Madgett, we've been talking about you.
Madgett: I know.
Cissie Colpitts 1: Could you get it up three times n an afternoon, Madgett?
Madgett: I'd like to try. Depends who's asking.
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