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Simon Sheppard: What just happened in there?
Abraham Van Helsing: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.
Simon Sheppard: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?
Abraham Van Helsing: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.
Simon Sheppard: Who?
Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.
Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!
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Solina: You don't build this kind of security without a gold mine to hide.
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Dracula: We're all so much more complicated than our names.
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Simon Sheppard: *Never*, ever... *fuck* with an antiques dealer!
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Dracula: I don't drink... coffee.
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[while struggling with Marcus, Simon produces a cross]
Marcus: Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.
[a dagger pops out of the cross's base]
Simon Sheppard: God loves you anyway.
[He stabs Marcus in the eye with it]
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Solina: [to Simon] You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck.
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Lucy: You had him every night in your dreams and you never even shared!
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Dracula: You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine.
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Lucy: It *is* better than chocolate.
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Lucy: I was named after the "Peanuts" character.
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Dracula: Let me show you what I have shown no other.
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Nightshade: I said I was sorry...
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Dracula: Mary, you're afraid. Don't be.
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Valerie Sharp: You gettin' the crash? You gettin' the sunset? You gettin' the tits?
J.T.: Yeah, well, it's the talent that matters, Val.
Valerie Sharp: And don't you forget it.
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Marcus: [about being a vampire] It's better than money!
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Dracula: Dignity, doctor.
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Valerie Sharp: I don't want to die.
Dracula: Then you never will.
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Dracula: You cannot imagine what I've had to endure. I have borne the very wrath of God, chosen to suffer like no man before.
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[last lines]
Mary: I am Mary Van Helsing. I am my father's daughter. And nothing can ever take that away.
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[Simon brandishes a Bible before the advancing Dracula]
Dracula: Propaganda.
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Dracula: Everything I am is yours.
Simon Sheppard: [trying to find her] Mary! Mary!
Dracula: And all you are is mine.
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Detective Gautreaux: Solina, Dr. Seward here tells me you believe yourself to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire, Solina?
Solina: No, how does one become... a lover?
Detective Gautreaux: Well, I-I don't know.
Solina: [Groans] One is chosen.
Detective Gautreaux: You see that?
Dr. Seward: See what?
Solina: [sighs; Sultry voice] Would you like to be chosen, Mr. Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover?
Detective Gautreaux: You getting this on tape?
Solina: [Yells] Look at me when I'm talking to you!
Detective Gautreaux: Now, Solina, you... you can't see me.
Solina: Of course I can.
[walks toward the one-way mirror as Solina can see through it; long, sultry sigh]
Solina: I can even see the outline of your cock through your pants. Don't pretend we're not interested. You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like...
[breathes heavily]
Solina: ... being born.
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Dracula: You haven't been feeding her.
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Abraham Van Helsing: If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.
Simon Sheppard: The undead... *undead*!
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Simon Sheppard: [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."
Abraham Van Helsing: No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night
Simon Sheppard: Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.
Abraham Van Helsing: [talking about the crossbow in his hands] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.
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Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.
Mary: Did you ever ask?
Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?
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Dracula: Blood has always been the coin of our realm.
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Solina: [to Simon about to kill her] Go ahead. Cut me. Won't you have a lot to explain.
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Mary: [seeing Dracula outside of her bedroom] Wake up... wake up... it's the dream... you know it's the dream. Wake up!
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Mary: [confessing to her pastor] I've had these dreams my whole life. Trapped in darkness with this man. I used to think they were just... nightmares.
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Solina: Does English charm work on English women?
Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.
Solina: I don't date men that I work with.
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Dracula: [to the neon cross] You knew all this would come to pass.
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Dracula: [to Mary] It was my last sunset on this earth that made me who I am.
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J.T.: [very afraid] Don't kill me.
Dracula: There are worst things than death.
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Abraham Van Helsing: [about Dracula] He is, quite simply, beyond the reach of death.
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Solina: [after turning into a vampire] Oh, Mr. Van Helsing. Haven't you been selfish.
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Abraham Van Helsing: You-you can't have her... ever!
Dracula: Can't I?
Abraham Van Helsing: If you harm my daughter, I swear to the Lord Christ...
Dracula: Shh! He doesn't care. In that you can trust. You stole life from my blood and passed it to another. She's my Mary now.
Abraham Van Helsing: No. Never! You want revenge? Take it! Right here, right now!
Dracula: You know not the depths of my vengeance.
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[Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck]
Solina: [seductive] Simon...
Simon Sheppard: Better make it good.
Solina: You and I, we could...
Simon Sheppard: [cuts her head off] No!
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Mary: [about Jesus Christ] He still loves you.
Dracula: Does he? Just as he still loves you? Then go back to him and see if he'll still have you!
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[Mary escapes from the vampiric Lucy and enters an eerie velvet hallway only to quickly encounter Valerie, also a vampire. Valerie screeches at a frightened Mary, who corners her]
Valerie Sharp: [demonic] So what makes you the one? What do you have that we don't have?
Solina: [distorted] Oh, I know.
[Solina crawls on the wall from the left]
Solina: I know your secret. Oh, yes.
Mary: [sobs] No.
Solina: Yeah, I can still taste it on your daddy's blood.
Valerie Sharp: Oh, yes. The essence.
[Solina hisses]
Valerie Sharp: What he took from Dracula, he passed on to you.
Solina: Born with his blood, but not like the rest of us.
Lucy: [appears from the right;sultry] Daddy's little prodigal.
Valerie Sharp: Sorry about your old man. We sucked him dry.
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