Dot the I Quotes

Kit Winter: Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie.

Theo: Yeah it is. Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. Even that line you just said comes from a movie, um - Kevin Spacey in the end of, uh, Swimming With Sharks.

Kit Winter: What harm is there if you see me just once? Would you like to see me beg? Believe me, I'm no stranger to humiliation.

[Gets on knees]

Carmen Collazo: Get up.

Kit Winter: A coffee.

Carmen Collazo: No.

Kit Winter: One glass of water. In a brightly lit public place.

Carmen Collazo: Nope.

Kit Winter: Ok, we don't even have to talk to each other. We don't even have to sit together.

Carmen Collazo: Nope.

Kit Winter: You sit on one side of the room and I sit on the other.

Carmen Collazo: Nope.

Kit Winter: And if everything goes really well, we'll just wave to each other every once in awhile.

Carmen Collazo: I'm getting married. That's why I had the... chicken... thing.

Kit Winter: Hen night. It's called a hen night.

[first lines]

Barnaby F. Caspian: Carmen, I don't want you to go back.

Carmen Collazo: I'm not going back.

Barnaby F. Caspian: Good.

Carmen Collazo: I'm never going back.

Barnaby F. Caspian: Marry me, Carmen.

Carmen Collazo: What?

Barnaby F. Caspian: [offers a ring of onion from the cutting board]

Carmen Collazo: [giggles] What? No...

Barnaby F. Caspian: [slides the vegetable onto her figure] Marry me.

Carmen Collazo: Barnaby. We've known each other for...

Barnaby F. Caspian: ...six months.

Carmen Collazo: Five.

Barnaby F. Caspian: ...and a half.

Carmen Collazo: [laugh]

Barnaby F. Caspian: So what. So what, Carmen, I've never been so sure of anything. I've never been so happy since I met you.

Barnaby F. Caspian, Carmen Collazo: [kiss and hug]

Barnaby F. Caspian: Just promise me you'll think about, please?

Carmen Collazo: Mm hmm.

Kit Winter: How many jobs have you been fired from?

Carmen Collazo: Exactly? 35... in 6 months.

Kit Winter: Whoa!

Carmen Collazo: I have a temper.

Kit Winter: Yeah, I noticed.

[last lines]

Kit Winter: It's easy. It's like breathing. It's like a heartbeat.

Reporter 1: Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial?

Reporter 2: Where's Barnaby?

Reporter 3: Carmen, who made your dress?

Bouncer: Get that camera out of here!