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Kit Winter: Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie.
Theo: Yeah it is. Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first. Even that line you just said comes from a movie, um - Kevin Spacey in the end of, uh, Swimming With Sharks.
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Kit Winter: What harm is there if you see me just once? Would you like to see me beg? Believe me, I'm no stranger to humiliation.
[Gets on knees]
Carmen Collazo: Get up.
Kit Winter: A coffee.
Carmen Collazo: No.
Kit Winter: One glass of water. In a brightly lit public place.
Carmen Collazo: Nope.
Kit Winter: Ok, we don't even have to talk to each other. We don't even have to sit together.
Carmen Collazo: Nope.
Kit Winter: You sit on one side of the room and I sit on the other.
Carmen Collazo: Nope.
Kit Winter: And if everything goes really well, we'll just wave to each other every once in awhile.
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Carmen Collazo: I'm getting married. That's why I had the... chicken... thing.
Kit Winter: Hen night. It's called a hen night.
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[first lines]
Barnaby F. Caspian: Carmen, I don't want you to go back.
Carmen Collazo: I'm not going back.
Barnaby F. Caspian: Good.
Carmen Collazo: I'm never going back.
Barnaby F. Caspian: Marry me, Carmen.
Carmen Collazo: What?
Barnaby F. Caspian: [offers a ring of onion from the cutting board]
Carmen Collazo: [giggles] What? No...
Barnaby F. Caspian: [slides the vegetable onto her figure] Marry me.
Carmen Collazo: Barnaby. We've known each other for...
Barnaby F. Caspian: ...six months.
Carmen Collazo: Five.
Barnaby F. Caspian: ...and a half.
Carmen Collazo: [laugh]
Barnaby F. Caspian: So what. So what, Carmen, I've never been so sure of anything. I've never been so happy since I met you.
Barnaby F. Caspian, Carmen Collazo: [kiss and hug]
Barnaby F. Caspian: Just promise me you'll think about, please?
Carmen Collazo: Mm hmm.
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Kit Winter: How many jobs have you been fired from?
Carmen Collazo: Exactly? 35... in 6 months.
Kit Winter: Whoa!
Carmen Collazo: I have a temper.
Kit Winter: Yeah, I noticed.
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[last lines]
Kit Winter: It's easy. It's like breathing. It's like a heartbeat.
Reporter 1: Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial?
Reporter 2: Where's Barnaby?
Reporter 3: Carmen, who made your dress?
Bouncer: Get that camera out of here!
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