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Mrs. Ryor: [receiving an eye exam from Dr. Finch] I don't need glasses!
Steve Finch: You need binoculars, but we're settling for glasses.
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Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!
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Tia Hall: This is the most clothes they have worn in years!
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Steve Finch: Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?
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Tia Hall: [about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck.
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Tia Hall: I used to do a bit of modeling, mainly for college classes. That's how I met Buddy.
Kelly Finch: Oh, was he a professor?
Tia Hall: No, he was the one they caught peeping in the windows.
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Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.
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Kelly Finch: What is your favorite Christmas memory?
Steve Finch: You know what it is.
Kelly Finch: Tell me.
Steve Finch: I was 7, my dad and I moved to Alabama... and Christmas morning we ate on the floor, ate French fries and drank chocolate milk.
Kelly Finch: That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen.
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Bob Murray: Alright, listen up you guys, we just got in a new shipment of Aspens, and I want you to sell three for me by lunchtime.
Ted: What are you kidding?
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Ted: Buddy! Hey, you ready to sell some cars?
Buddy Hall: Me? I'm a born cars salesman. But, I was thinking today, maybe I would just ease into it and get a feeling for the place.
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Reporter #2: Now the folks at MyEarth have been monitoring the situation. Guys, thanks so much for spending your Holiday plans with us.
Amit Sayid - Satellite Computer Tech: Oh no, it's no trouble at all. Actually, it's funny, Bassel's mom just stopped by with a basket of biscuits so we're all just having a laugh.
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Amit Sayid - Satellite Computer Tech: They did it!
Deck the Halls Quotes
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