Dead Like Me: Life After Death Quotes

Reggie Lass: Just because you're dead doesn't mean that I can't move in with you.

George Lass: And just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a splitting headache.

Daisy Adair: I'm returning to the theatre.

George Lass: Returning? I thought you only did movies.

Daisy Adair: What's the difference?

George Lass: A live audience.

[last lines]

George Lass: I am so fucked...

Daisy Adair: Where the hell is Rube? I need my coffee.

Roxy Harvey: People, this is hallowed ground. Show some respect.

Mason: I'm showing respect. Auf Wiedersehen, der Waffle Haus.

Daisy Adair: [Puts hand on chest] Fond farewell to a shitty, little restaurant.

Mason: Which didn't extend me any more credit,

[Holds middle finger up]

Mason: so fuck you!

Delores Herbig: It's amazing how such a small creature could fit into something so big!

George Lass: Well, Murray had a big heart.

George Lass: [Thinking] And Cameron was a big ass.

George Lass: [Upon meeting their new boss] Not to be all 'What the fuck?' about this but...

Roxy Harvey: What the fuck?

Mason: Goody! That means we get to play, you know, "High Risk Factor"! Okay, ready?

Roxy Harvey: [Girl runs by] Running with scissors...

Mason: [Points to barber babbling very quickly with customer] Barber on drugs, razor at throat...

Roxy Harvey: [Sees vain lady babbling] Then there's her...

Mason: What's high risk about her?

Roxy Harvey: Nothing. I just want her dead.

Daisy Adair: [Frustrated] Baenziger!

Roxy Harvey: Oh good! Now we get to play "Last Minute Panic"!