Cujo Quotes

Vic Trenton: There are no real monsters.

Tad Trenton: Except for the one in my closet.

[Joe Camber has encountered Cujo in the garage. Cujo glares at him menacingly & growls]

Joe Camber: Cujo?

[the dog snarls again, and approaches him menacingly]

Joe Camber: Oh my God... you're rabid!

[Cujo barks savagely and charges at Joe. He puts his arms up to defend himself as Cujo attacks]

Joe Camber: [yelling] NO! NO! CUJO!

[the dog jumps on him & knocks him down]

Joe Camber: You better watch it, Pervier.

[Joe looks down and pats Cujo]

Joe Camber: I'll sic my dog on you.

Gary Pervier: That dog? You couldn't sic that dog on me if I was comin' at you with a straight razor in each hand!

Tad Trenton: [in the car] Can he get us in here?

Donna Trenton: No.

Tad Trenton: Can he eat his way in here? Can he?

Donna Trenton: No.

Tad Trenton: Wish he was dead.

Donna Trenton: Me too.

[Donna & Tad have just arrived at Joe Camber's home, but no one is around]

Donna Trenton: Well, looks like we've arrived, Tadder.

Tad Trenton: Yeah, but is anyone home?

[Donna gets out of the car]

Donna Trenton: Hello?

Tad Trenton: I can't get my seatbelt off!

[Donna gets back into the car & starts helping Tad trying to get the belt loose, which she finally does]

Tad Trenton: I wish Dad would get a new car.

Donna Trenton: So do I.

[Cujo suddenly appears on Tad's side of the car, jumping up on the window. He barks & paws savagely at the half-open window, trying to get his head through. Donna manages to get the window rolled up, as Tad screams in horror]

Tad Trenton: [screaming] Who let the monster out of my closet? Who let the monster out of my closet?

Donna Trenton: [grabs Tad & hangs onto him] It's not a monster. It's not a monster. It's just a...

[Cujo attacks the passenger side again. Unable to get in, he runs around to Donna's side & jumps up on the driver's side, barking & snarling]

Tad Trenton: Who let the monster out of my closet? Who let the monster out of my closet?

Donna Trenton: It's not a monster. It's not a monster. It's just a doggy -

[Cujo attacks from the front this time, jumping up on the hood of the Pinto & snarling and barking at Donna & Tad. He paws ferociously at the windshield, but finally jumps off the car after Donna blasts the horn at him]

Donna Trenton: [singing to Tad] Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one rolled over and the other one said, I see your hiney, it's nice and shiny, if you don't hide it, I think I'll bite it!

[makes loud chomping noise]

Professor: I know a lot about cereals, because I'm the Sharp Cereals Professor!. Sharp Cereals: Twinkles, Coco-Bears, Bran 16... and they're good for you!

[eats a spoonful of cereal from a bowl in his hand]

Professor: Nope, nothing wrong here!