Cry Wolf Quotes

  • Owen Matthews: This is high school. Nothing's for real.

  • Tom: [after shaking Owen's hand] I just beat off.

  • Rich Walker: Gotta love eBay.

  • Dodger: Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and eliminate your enemies.

  • Dodger: Why don't we play the game with school? We're the wolves, they're the sheep.

    Mercedes: I don't think they'd all fit in the chapel.

  • Owen Matthews: [to Randall] You don't really think the angry homophobe thing is fooling anyone, do you?

  • Randall: Tom, who's your new boyfriend?

    Tom: You'll have to excuse Randall here. He doesn't know the difference between a roommate and a cellmate. Everybody, this is Owen. Owen this is everybody.

  • Randall: That means, if I may, that if you upon some nasty pictures of the victim on the internet don't forward them to the whole school.

    Rich Walker: A resounding no to sensitivity and respect from Mr. Hodge.

  • Dodger: You guys have no imagination. It's like your playing checkers... And I'm playing chess.

  • Randall: Just because you're Tom's new bunk buddy doesn't mean you have to be his bitch.

  • Mercedes: Congratulations, baby. Tonight you could've gotten laid, but instead you got fucked.

  • Lewis: Mercy someone's there.

  • Regina: I hate to be the bitch but are we gonna play or what?

    Tom: Aw Regina, you love to be the bitch.

  • Regina: I can't get caught in the boys dorm again.

    Tom: Like the last time when we hooked up?

    Regina: You mean when you jerked off to my yearbook photo?

  • Regina: I hate to be the bitch here but are we going to play, or what?

    Tom: Aw, Regina, you love to be the bitch!

    Dodger: Alright, alright, everybody put your money in.

  • Lewis: What's the matter Graham? Mad because you blew the physics test?

    Graham: I don't know Lewis. Mad because Mercedes blew the lacrosse team?

    Lewis: Blow this!

  • Dodger: You guys have no imagination. It's like your playing checkers, and I'm playing chess.

  • Tom: Yo Obi-Wan, have you seen my shoulder pads?

  • Tom: Yo O-Dog, what do you think a murder victim looks like?

  • Graham: [mocking Owen in a british accent] You can't convince me if you can't convince yourself.

  • Dodger: Even if any of that were true...

    [pauses]

    Dodger: Who would believe you?

  • Tom: He's just pissed cause he's fat.

  • Randall: Can I borrow your car?

    Tom: Yea man, you know, just leave the keys on the tire and don't get any blood on the back seat.

    Randall: I wouldn't dream of it. I want this to be special, you know, like in the middle of the woods up against a tree.

    Regina: You're a pig.

    Randall: You're a dyke.

    Regina: Die a violent death.

  • Regina: And they only just found that girls body today because it was dragged through the woods by a wolf.

    Tom: Yeah listen, the guy blew her head off. Then just let the wild life go to town.

    Mercedes: Why's it have to be a guy?

    Tom: Serial killers are always guy.

    Regina: Just the one's that get caught baby.

    Mercedes: Serial means more than one jackass.

    Tom: You're not taking your SAT book to my lake house this weekend are you?

  • Librarian: [catches Owen and Dodger about to make out] Go check out German Philosophy. No one will bother you there.

Extended Reading
  • Rosetta 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    Foreign high school students really know how to play, Chinese high school life is so boring! 2014.2.13 Chengdu

  • Emmie 2022-03-16 09:01:06

    I’m mentally prepared for this reversal. I’m glad I didn’t use plasma as a selling point. It’s a pity that I didn’t use exposed meat as a selling point. This is a serious thriller.