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Quigley: It's just a dog.
Wesley: So was "Cujo".
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Wesley: I haven't seen you in a long time, peewee. How's your little space monsters?
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Brad: Does your dad still run the newspaper?
Megan Morgan: I'm a reporter there.
Brad: Really? Kinda like a "Jimmy Olsen" with breasts.
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Megan Morgan: We need you, Harv. We Need a sheriff.
Harv: Go check the yellow pages.
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Megan Morgan: Brad, You can't go in there. Let's just get help!
Brad: Who are we gonna call? Critter Busters?
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Brad: Nana, the critters are here.
Nana: No, shit, Bradley! Damn meat eaters!
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Brad: Look!
Megan Morgan: Where are they all going?
Brad: I don't know. Looks like some kind of critter convention.
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Harv: What is this bullshit? Them man-eating dust mops got us roped up tighter than a blue-ribbon bull and all you folks can do is stand here and play kick-the-can with some punk kid!
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Harv: You've got nothing to lose but your lives.
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[Repeated line]
Lee: Kill Crites!
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Charlie: I gotta go where the cosmic winds blow me. I gotta go... where no man has gone before.
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Hungry Heifer PA system: At the Hungry Heifer, we won't give you a bum steer.
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Quigley: I hate teenagers.
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Reverend Fisher: Resurrection's in 45 minutes.
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Critter: [after the hair on it's head is blown off by Lee and it looks at it's reflection] Bitchin'!
Critters 2 Quotes
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