Penelope Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.

Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.

Penelope Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.
Michael Russo: Look, I don't speak smartass.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?

Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.

Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: How's it having Gideon around?

Penelope Garcia: You can have him back whenever you would like.
Jason Gideon: [Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon] Garcia?

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?

Jason Gideon: The room... the one with all the screens?

[Hotch nods]

Jason Gideon: I like her. She's great.
Elle Greenway: [Morgan walks in, startles Elle] Dude!

Derek Morgan: Dude? You're *way* too tense.
Cheryl Davenport: This job... how do you stomach it?

Elle Greenway: The people I go after are cowards. They often prey upon the weaker members of society, such as women and children. There is nothing I would rather do than put the bastards away.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.

Man: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.

Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.

Man: What, are you a genius or something?

Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.

[pause]

Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius.
Special Agent Jason Gideon: Confucius once said, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Garcia: [Aaron's brother Sean emerges angrily from Aaron's office. Garcia, Elle, and J.J. are watching] That's him.

Elle Greenway: THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Sorry, I just don't see it.

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [Aaron appears at the door of his office] Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives...

Sean Hotchner: You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron!

Sean Hotchner: [Sean continues to storm away]

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Now, I can see it...
Penelope Garcia: [answering call] Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?
Penelope Garcia: [answering call] Oracle of Quantico - speak if you deign to hear truth!
Penelope Garcia: [answering call] Fount of all Knowledge, check my flow!
Penelope Garcia: Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?
Penelope Garcia: All hail the goddess of information.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Wheels up in 30.
Derek Morgan: [to Garcia] Hey, Baby Girl

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Jan 2022-01-26 08:17:41

Make a very careful play. The casting didn't put the idol in, and it all depended on the strength to win. The strange thing is that I don't think it is very, very beautiful, but I can't help but keep looking at it. This is the magical power. It's a pity that everyone was not bilingual at that time and the resources of the previous seasons on DL were incomplete. What I saw was soft and the quality of the subtitles was average. It's been a long time since I watched a drama that required such concentration.
Milan 2022-03-25 09:01:08

"It is not necessary to attribute evil to supernatural factors, man alone is sufficient to carry out every evil deed" -Joseph Conrad