Colossal Quotes

Gloria: Keep it cool. These people are looking at us.

Oscar: [looks at the women at the next table] Hi. She's the monster; I'm the robot.

Oscar: So, you don't remember anything we talked about last night, huh?

Gloria: I got really melodramatic, didn't I?

Gloria: [throws the bar keys towards Oscar] Here! There are your keys; I'm not coming back to your shitty bar!

Oscar: [picking up the keys] Yeah you are.

Gloria: [panting] Oh yeah?

Oscar: Yeah.

[Throws the keys at Gloria with enough force to hurt her]

Gloria: [holding her stomach in pain] Ow!

Oscar: [calmly] You're gonna keep working at the bar, or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow, and destroy an entire neighborhood.

Gloria: [through her teeth, bringing her face close to Oscar's] Then I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass!

Oscar: [still calm] No you won't. I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy.

[Knocks her to the ground. Gloria grunts in pain as she hits the ground hard]

Oscar: [leans down, calm] see you at work?

[Gloria looks up at him speechless]

Oscar: I'll see you at work.