Brent: [from trailer] What is that?

Manny: Tacodile! Supreme!
[from trailer]

Flint Lockwood: There's a leak in the boat!

[camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]
Tim Lockwood: I don't get vests. What, is it winter in your torso but summer in your arms?
Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!
Earl Devereaux: [as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!

[Sucks tear back into eye]
Earl Devereaux: I'm glad you're still wearing that diaper!

Brent: I wish I've brought a fresh one!
Tim Lockwood: They came here to help you, and so are we. So let us.

[Cut to a leaf of lettuce]
Brent: [Eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!

Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew"

Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?

Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.
Sam Sparks: Swallow Falls is in trouble. Will you help us?

Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift.

[puts his sign in a tree]

Brent: Thanks, tree.
[first lines]

Flint Lockwood: My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero.
Earl Devereaux: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.

[cuts the web of cheese, it farts]

Earl Devereaux: That was the cheese.
[the Cheespider rolls on her side]

Brent: Whoa, what's it doing?

Sam Sparks: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.

Brent: [scratches the underside of the Cheespider] I like that, too. Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!
Earl Devereaux: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?

Brent: [covering Steve's ears] Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?

Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.

Manny: Chester thinks you're a monkey.

Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.

Sam Sparks: But he calls you a monkey.

Manny: It is true, he does.

Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.

Sam Sparks: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
Tim Lockwood: There's a leek in my boat!
Shrimpanze: [puts Steve's mind device on it's head] Shrimpanze

Steve: [snatches it back] Steve

Shrimpanze: [swipes it again] Shrimpanze

Steve: [grabs it once more] Steve

Shrimpanze: [does it a third time] Shrimpan...

Steve: [Steve retrieves his thought device then knocks the shrimpanze overboard] SHOVE!

[dances]

Steve: STEVE
Steve: [Flint throws him into a teleporter] Afraid

Steve: [spasming after the food animals throw him back out of the teleporter] BANNA... BANNA

[gets electrical shocks causing him to attack Flint]

Steve: [returning to the island] Home... home... home... home
Earl Devereaux: [when flint frightens a sentient strawberry] You scarred the jam out of him
Chester V: [Repeated line] Can your ideas change the world?
Buttoad: [Croaking like a frog] Butter...

Buttoad: [Now melted after being bit by a mosquitoast] Parkay
[Sam is holding a big strawberry in her hands]

Flint Lockwood: Sam! Don't touch it! Put it down! Put it ''DOWN''.

Sam Sparks: Look at him.

Flint Lockwood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sam Sparks: Seriously? Aww. I think i'll name him... Barry.