Closet Monster Quotes

  • Wilder: If you don't hate your parents, you'll eventually become them.

  • Brin Madly: If you are forced to walk through shit, then you might as well grow a thick skin.

  • Peter Madly: You can have anything you want in this world, just close your eyes.

  • Oscar Madly (18): Is that a garbage chute?

    Gemma: Oh, no, it's a bedroom.

  • Oscar Madly (18): How long can you keep this act up? How long before you show up, at HER work, screaming at the top of your lungs like a... fucking child?

    Christine: I should go.

    Peter Madly: I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad.

    Oscar Madly (18): Let me save you some time. He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy...

    [Peter throws milk in Oscar's face]

    Oscar Madly (18): There he is.

  • Oscar Madly (18): It's not New York but what do you think?

    Buffy: I think you look happy.

    Oscar Madly (18): Hope you don't get eaten by the seagull.

    Buffy: Hm, I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire.

    [Oscar releases Buffy to the sea]

    Buffy: But you know I'm not the original hamster from your childhood, right? I mean it has been ten years. Your parents replaced me, like, four times.

    Oscar Madly (18): What was that?

    Buffy: Oh, nothing. Goodbye.

Extended Reading
  • Ellen 2022-04-20 09:02:30

    Many Lan-style movies have smooth plots and no success. 3-star movies have an extra star for the cute male protagonist hahahaha

  • Lola 2022-04-20 09:02:30

    What (bad) effects do childhood shadows have on your grown-up self? & Nima, why do I think that Andrew at the drag party is similar to the nerd? & The "Fantasy" tag is mainly for "Soulmate" pet hamsters.