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Wilder: If you don't hate your parents, you'll eventually become them.
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Brin Madly: If you are forced to walk through shit, then you might as well grow a thick skin.
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Peter Madly: You can have anything you want in this world, just close your eyes.
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Oscar Madly (18): Is that a garbage chute?
Gemma: Oh, no, it's a bedroom.
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Oscar Madly (18): How long can you keep this act up? How long before you show up, at HER work, screaming at the top of your lungs like a... fucking child?
Christine: I should go.
Peter Madly: I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad.
Oscar Madly (18): Let me save you some time. He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy...
[Peter throws milk in Oscar's face]
Oscar Madly (18): There he is.
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Oscar Madly (18): It's not New York but what do you think?
Buffy: I think you look happy.
Oscar Madly (18): Hope you don't get eaten by the seagull.
Buffy: Hm, I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire.
[Oscar releases Buffy to the sea]
Buffy: But you know I'm not the original hamster from your childhood, right? I mean it has been ten years. Your parents replaced me, like, four times.
Oscar Madly (18): What was that?
Buffy: Oh, nothing. Goodbye.
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