Class of Nuke 'Em High Quotes

  • Spike: Time to die!

  • Warren: You're not going to poison anymore kids!

  • One of the teachers: Drop that bone!

  • Warren: But what about the Fellini festival?

    Chrissy: Warren - fuck the Fellini festival!

  • Mrs. Crabtree: Haskell? Haskell? Where's Eddie Haskell?

    Greg: [laughs] He wanted me to tell you he was sick.

    Mrs. Crabtree: Well? Do you know what's wrong with him?

    Warren: Yeah! He's sick of this class!

    [Warren and Greg laugh]

  • Spud: Hey, didn't anybody ever tell you to knock before entering a room?

    [shoots Westly's secretary]