Christopher Robin Quotes

[from trailer]

Christopher Robin: What to do, what to do, what to do?

Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.

Christopher Robin: Pooh?

Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!

[from trailer]

Christopher Robin: I've cracked.

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

Eeyore: If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.

[Piglet claps]

Christopher Robin: [from trailer] The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London!

[kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]

Christopher Robin: There's no opening!

Winnie the Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.

Christopher Robin: That's a silly explanation.

Winnie the Pooh: Why, thank you.

Christopher Robin: I wonder which way.

Winnie The Pooh: I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.

Christopher Robin: Do you?

Winnie The Pooh: That's the way I do it.

Winnie The Pooh: You must be Madeline.

Madeline Robin: Wait, you're the bear in my father's drawings?

Winnie The Pooh: Yes! Do you know where he is?

Madeline Robin: I do!

Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!

Christopher Robin: [from trailer] Hello, Eeyore!

Eeyore: Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!

[from trailer]

Winnie The Pooh: Your ladder is broken.

Christopher Robin: That was a shelf.

Winnie The Pooh: Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.

Christopher Robin: But Pooh, why're you here?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.

Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.

Christopher Robin: If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be...

Evelyn Robin: Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.

[from trailer]

Christopher Robin: Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.

Winnie The Pooh: [looking out the train window] House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.

Christopher Robin: Pooh, what are you doing?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See".

Christopher Robin: Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly?

Winnie The Pooh: [whispering] House. Grass. Tree.

Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Piglet.

Piglet: Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.

Tigger: Speed! Danger! Recklessness!

Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.

Winnie The Pooh: Well that's one way to play it.

Winnie The Pooh: [to a passerby] Hello. Are you on an expedition, too?

[the passerby crashes into a lamppost]

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, bother.

Christopher Robin: No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.

Winnie The Pooh: But it's not stress. It's Pooh.

Christopher Robin: Just try and be a less... a less exuberant you.

Winnie The Pooh: Ex-Pooh-berant.

Giles Winslow: We've called an emergency meeting this weekend.

Christopher Robin: I - I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend, sir.

Giles Winslow: We need to cut *twenty* percent.

Christopher Robin: [gestures to people outside the window] You promised these people good jobs!

Giles Winslow: And I thought you'd do anything for this company.

Christopher Robin: I've cracked.

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

Christopher Robin: [comes home] I'm sorry, I got held up at work.

Evelyn Robin: You'll be working this weekend?

Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.

Madeline Robin: Father, I never see you.

Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

Christopher Robin: I am sorry, Madeline.

Christopher Robin: [sits down on a bench] What to do, what to do, what to do?

Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.

Christopher Robin: [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh] Pooh?

Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!

Christopher Robin: NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.

Winnie The Pooh: It's not stress, it's Pooh.

Christopher Robin: Pooh. How are you here?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here!

Christopher Robin: The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London!

Winnie The Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.

Christopher Robin: Well, that's a silly explanation.

Winnie The Pooh: Why, thank you!

Winnie The Pooh: I do love a party.

Young Christopher Robin: Come on, Pooh.

Winnie The Pooh: What should happen if you forget about me?

Young Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. I wouldn't ever forget about you, Pooh, I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.

Giles Winslow: We should be working this weekend, Robin.

Christopher Robin: I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend.

Giles Winslow: All hands on deck.

Evelyn Robin: You won't be coming to the cottage?

Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.

Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

Christopher Robin: Pooh, why are you here?

Winnie The Pooh: Oh, yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.

Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.

Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Christopher Robin: No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind.

[Pooh laughs]

Tigger: [being dragged in a suitcase by Christopher Robin's car with Piglet and Eeyore] Stick with me, Piglet, I'll fix this! You worry too much!

Piglet: We'll never get to Christopher now!

[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]

Christopher Robin: Tigger! Eeyore!

Piglet: [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]

Christopher Robin: Piglet!

Tigger: [muffled] That worked! I don't know how I do it!

Piglet: [to Evelyn] You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?

Eeyore: [muffled] My bum hurts.

Madeline Robin: You're talking.

Winnie The Pooh: Me? No, I'm not talking. Well, I am now, I suppose.

Tigger: I'm Tigger. T-I-Double-GUH-Er.

Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?

Tigger: I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore: Please... not the song...

Eeyore: [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly] Just my luck. A Heffalump, leering at his lunch.

Christopher Robin: [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump!

Eeyore: Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.

Christopher Robin: Oh no, not the waterfall!

[rushing off the bridge, then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim]

Christopher Robin: Swim!

Eeyore: Not that anyone will notice.

Christopher Robin: [continuing to motion to Eeyore] Swim, swim, swim!

Eeyore: [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating] Just have to go with the - ow - flow.

Christopher Robin: Don't worry.

[continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]

Eeyore: I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.

Christopher Robin: [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off] You mustn't give up, Eeyore; I'll save you!

Eeyore: We'll see.

Christopher Robin: [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water] Oh. Yes, of course I've grown up, haven't I?

[looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]

Christopher Robin: Oh, Eeyore!

Eeyore: [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with him] Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.

Christopher Robin: [as he plops Eeyore down] Hello, Eeyore!

Eeyore: Hello, Heffalump.

Christopher Robin: I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?

Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.

Winnie The Pooh: Who is that?

Christopher Robin: Pooh!

Winnie The Pooh: But she can't be Pooh. I'm Pooh.

Winnie The Pooh: What day is it?

Christopher Robin: It's today.

Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.

Evelyn Robin: Is that donkey talking?

Christopher Robin: Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn My Wife.

Tigger: I'm Tigger! T-I-Double Guh-Er!

Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?

Tigger: Oh, I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore: Please, not the song...

Tigger: [sings] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!

Eeyore: He does that a *lot*.

[Pooh, Tigger and Eeyore get ready to go through the door]

Piglet: I-I think I'll just s-stay here... Y-you don't really need me anyways.

Winnie The Pooh: Oh Piglet... but we DO need you...

Piglet: Y-you do?

Winnie The Pooh: [takes Piglet's hand] We ALWAYS need you, Piglet.

Christopher Robin: I haven't thought about them in years.

Winnie The Pooh: Well, we think about you every day.

Christopher Robin: I'm not the person I used to be.

Winnie The Pooh: You saved us. You're a hero.

Christopher Robin: I'm not a hero, Pooh. The fact is, I'm lost.

Winnie The Pooh: But I found you.

Christopher Robin: There's more to life than balloons and honey!

Winnie The Pooh: [doubtfully] Are you sure?

Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin what day is it?

Christopher Robin: It's today.

Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.

Christopher Robin: Mine too Pooh. Mine too.

Winnie The Pooh: Yesterday when it was Tomorrow was too a day for me.

Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.

Christopher Robin: Hello Pooh.

Winnie The Pooh: Hello Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin: I'm sorry Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should never had shouted at you.

Winnie The Pooh: Well I am a bear of very little brain.

Christopher Robin: No Pooh. You are I think a bear of very big heart.

Christopher Robin: Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn my wife.

Evelyn Robin: Hello, talking donkey, how are you doing today?

Eeyore: Don't get me started.

Winnie The Pooh: May I have a travel balloon?

Christopher Robin: You don't need a balloon.

Winnie The Pooh: Well, I know I don't need one... but I would like one very, very much, please. Please, please!

Cecil Hungerford: [as Christopher is trying to hide Pooh] Well, hello there! What have you got there, secret Susan?

Christopher Robin: [lying to Cecil to avoid getting caught] Well, it's a, it's a... a cat. Yes, definitely. Just a cat.

Cecil Hungerford: I love cats. May I? Can I?

Christopher Robin: Not this one, because it's a diseased cat. It's ferocious. It's a biter. I was about to take it in, give it some milk. You know, rehabilitate it.

Winnie the Pooh: [inside the coat, almost blowing Christopher's cover] You're squishing me.

Cecil Hungerford: What on earth?

Christopher Robin: [still worried of getting found out] Did you hear my voice there?

Cecil Hungerford: Yeah.

Christopher Robin: I do that funny voice,

[impersonates a puppet]

Christopher Robin: "You're squashing me... with your demands to play gin rummy."

[normal voice]

Christopher Robin: I was like a ventriloquist when I was younger.

Cecil Hungerford: Very good. Very good. We've got all weekend.

Christopher Robin: For?

Cecil Hungerford: Gin rummy. We should probably try and play cards tomorrow then.

Christopher Robin: I'd love that.

Winnie The Pooh: I'm sorry. You're right. You should let me go for a fish in the sea.

Christopher Robin: "A fish in the sea?" No, efficiency!